Favorite lines from a movie

"So what did you use, 220?"

"220, 221, whatever it takes"

Mr. Mom


"Barnacky, BARNACKY !! He owes me money !"

or "I'm not going back"
"Come on your already dirty"

Stripes

Just a few for us old school boys....


"Look at us we got teenage girls in here"

Night shift !!!

DaDakota

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From The Big Lebowski

Malibu Police Chief: I don't like your jerkoff face, I don't like your jerkoff attitude, I don't like your jerkoff name,
and I don't like you... jerkoff

STAY OUT OF MALIBU LEBOWSKI!

The Stranger:
The Dude Abides. I don't know about you folks, but I take comfort in knowing that the Dude is out there, takin her easy for all us sinners out there....

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fitter, happier more productive
comfortable
not drinking too much eating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats)
sleeping well (no bad dreams)
no paranoia
fitter, healthier and more productive
a pig
in a cage
on antibiotics

 

You are right, Jeff. I looked back over it. I copied it off a site that has a bunch of movie scripts available. I guess the script was either wrong, or was changed.

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Feeling claustrophobic, like the walls are closing in.
Blood stains on my hands, and I don't know where I've been.
I'm in trouble for the things I haven't got to yet.
I'm chomping at the bit, and my palms are getting wet.
Sweating Bullets

Runnin', Ravin', Endin', Out.

 

My favorite Aliens quote:

Hudson: "Game over man! Game OVER!"

Uncle Buck

Buck: "You think she hates me?"
Macy: "With a passion."
Buck: "You think it's the hat? A lot of people hate this hat. It angers people, just the sight of it."

Bull Durham

Crash: "You have fungus on your shower shoes."
Nuke: "Whaa?"
Crash: "You have fungus on your shower shoes. You see, if you were a 20 game winner in the show, and you had fungus on your shower shoes, the press would think you're colorful... but until then, it means you're a slob."

Barton Fink

Charlie: "How you been, buddy? . . . Don't look at me like that, neighbor. It's just me - Charlie."
Barton: "I hear it's Mundt. Madman Mundt."
Charlie: "Jesus, people can be cruel...it's not my build, it's my personality."
Charlie: ". . . They say I'm a madman, Barton, but I'm not mad at anyone. Honest I'm not. Most guys I just feel sorry for. Yeah. It tears me up inside, to think about what they're going through. How trapped they are. I understand it. I feel for 'em. So I try and help them out . . .
Charlie: ". . . Jesus. Yeah. I know what it feels like, when things get all balled up at the head office. It puts you through hell, Barton. So I help people out. I just wish someone would do as much for me . . ."
Charlie: ". . . Jesus it's hot. Sometimes it gets so hot, I wanna crawl right out of my skin."
Barton: "But Charlie... why me?"
Charlie: "Because YOU DON'T LISTEN! . . . C'mon Barton, you think you know about pain? You think I made your life hell? Take a look around this dump. You're just a tourist with a typewriter, Barton. I live here. Don't you understand that . . ."
Charlie: ". . . And you come into MY homee . . . And you complain that I'M making too . . . much . . . noise."
Barton: "I'm sorry."
Charlie: "Don't be."

A League of Their Own

Dugan: "Now I want to know why you threw straight home and allowed the tying run to get to second base when we had a 2 run lead?!"
Player (crying): "I'm sorry...I'm sorry."
Dugan: "Whaa? Are you crying? Are you crying!? There's no crying! There's no crying in baseball! When I was a rookie, my coach called me a talking pile of pig-sh*t, and that was when my parents drove all the way from home to see me play, and did I cry?"
Player: "No..."
Dugan: "No... No... And do you know why? Because there's no crying in baseball! There's no crying in baseball!"
Umpire: "Is there a problem over here, coach?"
Dugan: "Well... it's just... she's crying, sir!"
Umpire: "Coach... a little advice, you treat each and every one of these women like they're your mother."
(Umpire starts walking away)
Dugan: "Anyone ever tell you you look like a penis with a little hat on?"
Umpire: "That's it, you're outta here!"
Dugan (leaving): "Oh no, you misunderstood me! I can't believe no one has ever called you that before."

There were also an inumberable amount of great John Lovitz lines in that movie.

Lovitz: "To play for us, we can give you $75 a week."
Kit: "We only get $35 at the dairy farm."
Lovitz: "Well, this would be more then, wouldn't it?"

Lovitz: "Hey cow-girls, see the grass? Don't eat it."

Lovitz: "You see, the way it works is, the train moves and not the station."



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Feeling claustrophobic, like the walls are closing in.
Blood stains on my hands, and I don't know where I've been.
I'm in trouble for the things I haven't got to yet.
I'm chomping at the bit, and my palms are getting wet.
Sweating Bullets

Runnin', Ravin', Endin', Out.

 

I smell varmit poontang. The only good varmit poontang is dead varmit poontang.

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Can't I just give you some of my sperm? It's really good!

 

If you can't already tell, I love quoting movie lines, so I am going to keep this thread going until everyone else lets it die.

By the way, if people are wondering how some of it is so accurate (or inaccurate as Jeff pointed out), I copy some of these directly from the scripts... which I get at this website.

Now, on to more quotes.


Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Indiana: "Dad! I told you, don't call me Junior! Call me Indiana."
Jones Sr.: "We named the dog Indiana."
Big Guy: "You were named after the dog!? Ha ha ha ha."
Indiana: "I have a lot of fond memories of that dog."

Tombstone

Doc Holiday: "I'm ya huckleberry."
Doc: "You're a daisy if you do."
Doc: "My hypocrisy only goes so far."
Doc: "It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds."
Doc: "Oh piss on you, Wyatt."

Wyatt Earp: "Well, you gonna do something, or just sit there and bleed?"

Cowboy: "I know why we're in this, Doc. And I know why Wyatt is, but I can't figure out why you are involved in this."
Doc: "Wyatt Earp is my friend."
Cowboy: "Ahh hell, I got lots of friends."
Doc: "I don't."

See No Evil, Hear No Evil

Pryor: "We got to quit this, Dave. We can't do it!"
Dave (Wilder): "No, we can do this. I am doing things I never would have thought. Today, I held up a woman with my erection. That's not something that happens everyday."
Pryor: "That's true, it's not."


Batman

Joker: "Where does he get those wonderful toys?"

Joker: "Can somebody tell me what kind of a world do we live in... where a man dressed as a bat... gets all of my press? This town needs an enema!"

Joker: "Never rub another man's rubarb!"

Joker: "You can't kill me! You made me! You created me when you dropped me into that vat of chemicals. That wasn't easy to get over, and don't think I didn't try."
Batman: "I know you did."
(Batman punches Joker)
Batman: "You killed my parents. You say I made you, you made me first."
Joker: "What? Look... I don't know. I say you made me, you say I made you. I mean... how childish can you get? ... You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you?"


Braveheart

Wallace: "I am William Wallace!"
Soldier: "William Wallace stands 7 foot tall!"
Wallace: "Yes, I heard. And he slays men by the hundreds. And if he were here right now, he would kill the English with lightning bolts from his eyes, and fireballs from his arse."
(Soldiers laugh)
Wallace: "I AM Wallace."

Soldier: "They'll have heavy cavalry."
Wallace: "We'll need spears. Long spears. Twice as long as a man."
Hamish: "Some men are longer than others."
Hamish's Father: "Aye, your mother's been tellin' stories about me again, I see!"

Stephen: (Laughs) "Him? That can't be William Wallace. I'm prettier than this man. Alright Father, I'll ask him. If I risk my neck for you, will I get a chance to kill Englishmen?"
Hamish: "Is your father a ghost or do you converse with the Almighty?"
Stephen: "In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God. Yes, Father. The Almighty says don't change the subject; just answer the ****ing question."
Hamish: "Mind your tongue."
Campbell: "Insane Irish."
(Stephen presses a dagger to Campbells throat and William's men counter with swords to his.)
Stephen: "Smart enough to get a dagger past your guards, old man."
William: "That's my friend, Irishman. And the answer to your question is yes; if you fight for me you get to kill the English."
Stephen: (Putting away his dagger) "Excellent! Stephen is my name. I'm the most wanted man on my island, except I'm not on my island, of course. More's the pity."
Hamish: "Your island? You mean Ireland."
Stephen: "Yeah. It's mine."
Hamish: "You're a madman."
Stephen: "I've come to the right place, then."
(everyone laughs)


The Jerk

Navin: "Why are you crying and why are you wearing that old dress?"
Marie: "Because I just heard a song on the radio that reminded me of the way we were."
Navin: "What was it?"
Marie: "The Way We Were. I get it. We've hit bottom."
Navin: "No! Maybe you've hit bottom, but I haven't hit bottom yet! I got a ways to go. And I'm gonna to bounce back, and when I do, I'm going to buy a diamond so big it's going to make you puke!"
Marie: "I don't wanna puke! I don't want wealth! I just want you like you used to be! What happened to that man?"
Navin: "Me? What happened to the girl I believed in? The girl I fell in love with? The girl that believed in me? Well, there's plenty of places I can go where people believe in me!"
Marie: "Well go! The sooner you're out of my life, the sooner I can go back to being the girl in this little flowered dress that you sang the thermos song to."
Navin: "Well I'm gonna to go then! And I don't need any of this! I don't need this stuff, (he pushes all of the letters off the desk), and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this (he picks up the ashtray) and that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this! The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I am, some kind of a jerk or something? And this! And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair."

[Outside the house]
Navin: "And I don't need one other thing except my dog. (Sh*thead growls) Well I don't need my dog."

And perhaps my favorite Steve Martin line ever.

Navin: "Marie, are you awake? Good. You look so beautiful and peaceful, you almost look dead. I'm glad because there is something that has always been very difficult for me to say. I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit. I've never been relaxed enough around anyone to be able to say that. You give me confidence in myself. I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days and the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days and the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it. Anyway, I've decided that tomorrow, when the time is right, I'm going to ask you to marry me, if that's o.k. with you. Just don't say anything. You've made me very happy."


Back to the Future

Biff: "Why don't you make like a tree, and get outta here."


That's a good enough line to end on.

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Feeling claustrophobic, like the walls are closing in.
Blood stains on my hands, and I don't know where I've been.
I'm in trouble for the things I haven't got to yet.
I'm chomping at the bit, and my palms are getting wet.
Sweating Bullets

Runnin', Ravin', Endin', Out.

[This message has been edited by RunninRaven (edited June 21, 2001).]

 

From Major League :

"Who are these guys ? I've never heard of half of them. And the ones I have heard of are past their prime." guy #1

"Most of these guys never had a prime." GM

"One of these guys is dead !!" Guy #2

"Well then scratch him off then." Lady owner


Another scene from that movie :

"Toledo tires..." Lou
"Hey Lou, this is Charlie Donavan general manager of the Cleveland Indians. How would you like to manage the Indians ?" Charlie

"Oh, I don't know." Lou

"What ?" Charlie

"Hey I've got a guy on the otehr line who wants to buy some white walls. Can I call you back ?"

Great movie


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"norm, would you like to buy an indian scalp ? This deal isn't gonna make or break me Norm, so don't jerk me around." Harry Carey "Norm, if I had a mohawk scalp, I wouldn't be sitting here talking to you."

 

Arnold Schwarshcnegar

" Im a cop you idiot "



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"Break off the block like Maurice Green" --- Steve Francis

President of the Moochie Norris fan club.

 

Good call on Major League, gr8-1. Here is my favorite exchange from that movie.

Pitcher: "You know, you might consider giving all that voodoo up and trusting Jesus Christ."
Cerano: "Ahhh, Jesus (pronounced Hey-Seus), I like him very much. But he no help with curveball."
Pitcher: "Are you trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curve ball?"



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Feeling claustrophobic, like the walls are closing in.
Blood stains on my hands, and I don't know where I've been.
I'm in trouble for the things I haven't got to yet.
I'm chomping at the bit, and my palms are getting wet.
Sweating Bullets

Runnin', Ravin', Endin', Out.

 

that "you've made me very happy" line always makes me lose my addidas runninraven.

 

Anybody remember Gung ho with Michael Keaton ? That movie was so funny.

"Hey Reverend, check out the one-eared elephant." Michael Keaton

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"norm, would you like to buy an indian scalp ? This deal isn't gonna make or break me Norm, so don't jerk me around." Harry Carey "Norm, if I had a mohawk scalp, I wouldn't be sitting here talking to you."

 

Yeah, another good one, gr8-1.

Keaton: "Don't you hate it when your underwear gets wet and rides up in your crack?"
Some Guy: "Actually, I kind of like it."

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Feeling claustrophobic, like the walls are closing in.
Blood stains on my hands, and I don't know where I've been.
I'm in trouble for the things I haven't got to yet.
I'm chomping at the bit, and my palms are getting wet.
Sweating Bullets

Runnin', Ravin', Endin', Out.

 

"Uh Uh sister...we're having you fixed. You're going to be respectful, compliant, and appreciative--the way a woman should be."


Total Recall

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stop posting my damn signature

 

Guys... only one Army of Darkness quote? I'm disappointed.

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(as mentioned earlier)

Ash:Who wants to know?

Henry: I'm Henry the Red. Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northland and Leader of its peoples.

Ash:Well, helloooo mister fancypants. I got news for you pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and ****. And Jack left town.

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Ash: Alright...who wants some? Who's next? How 'bout it? Who wants to have a little?

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Ash: First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me? Blow.

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Witch: I'll swallow your soul!

Ash: (cocks shotgun) Come get some.

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Ash: That's it. Go ahead and run! Run and cry to momma. Me? I'm through running! I say we stay here and fight it out.

Arthur: Are all men from the future loudmouth braggarts?

Ash: Nope. Just me, baby. Just me.


Rokkit
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Proud Member of whatever Clutch City club is currently the most popular and/or controversial.

[This message has been edited by Rokkit (edited June 21, 2001).]

 

"Hey where the white women at?"
Blazing Saddles

"I crap bigger 'n you"
Jack Palance to Billy Crystal in City Slickers

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The Rockets never lose, they just get outscored occasionally

 

I accept your challenge, Rokkit! Although I feel you left out the funniest quote from that movie...

Army of Darkness

Ash: "Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up. See this? This is my boomstick! It's a twelve gauge double barreled Remington, S-Mart's top-of-the-line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop Smart. Shop S-mart. Ya got that?!"

Ash: "Give me some sugar, baby."

Ash: "Awwh! Awwh! Ya crazy b****! Get off me!"
Witch b****: "You found me beautiful once."
Ash: "Honey, you got REAL ugly."

Ash: "Lady, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store."
Witch: "Who the hell are you?!"
Ash: "Names Ash" (cocks gun) "Housewares."

Wisman: "This path will lead you to an unholy place. A cemetery. There the Necronomicon awaits. When thou retrievest the book from its cradle you must recite the words: Clatto Verata Nicto."
Ash: "Clatto Verata Nicto. Okay."
Wisman: "Well repeat them."
Ash: "Clatto Verata Nicto."
Wisman: "Again!"
Ash: "I got it! I got it! I know your damn words alright?"

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Feeling claustrophobic, like the walls are closing in.
Blood stains on my hands, and I don't know where I've been.
I'm in trouble for the things I haven't got to yet.
I'm chomping at the bit, and my palms are getting wet.
Sweating Bullets

Runnin', Ravin', Endin', Out.

[This message has been edited by RunninRaven (edited June 22, 2001).]

 

One last movie quote from me...for now...

There's Something About Mary

Pat (Dillons character): I work with r****ds.

Mary: Isn't that a little politically incorrect?

Pat: No, the hell with that no one's going to tell me who I can or can't work with...

Mary: No I mean...

Pat: We've got this one kid, Mongo, he's got a forehead like a drive-in movie theatre, but he's a good ****, so we don't bust his chops too much. So one day Mongo gets out of his cage...

Mary: They keep him in a cage?!?!

Pat: Well it's just an enclosure.

Mary: But they keep him confined?

Pat: Yeah, right.

Mary: That's bullsh1t!

Pat: That's what I said! So I went out and I got him a leash.

Mary: A leash?

Pat: Yeah one of those one's you can hook him onto a clothesline and he can run back and forth, and there's plenty of room for him to dig and play. That kid's really blossomed, now I can take him to movies, baseball games, fun stuff.

Mary: Sounds cool.

Pat: Yeah it's cool for them, but for me it's much more than that. It's heaven, those goofy bastards are just about the best thing I've got going in this...crazy world.

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It's a long way to the promise land,
So you'd better well know your way,
There's a ship on the ocean
And an albatross who is trying to lead you astray,
Leaders, politicians, and power whores,
Are in line to receive your choice,
And you bet your ass if you give it to them,
They will gladly take your voice...