There are WAY too many, but here's a few... Scarlet: I can shoot straight if I don't have to shoot to far. Rhett: What a woman. - Gone With the Wind Wow, that sounds like a really good deal. But, I think I've got a better one. How about I give you the finger and you give me my phone call? - The Matrix Ziske: Well, the brains have arrived. Winger: Yeah, that's good news. - Stripes The last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it. - Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack Let's show this prehistoric b**** how we do things downtown. - Ghostbusters Driver: What kinda clothes you got? Joe: The kind like I have on. Driver: So, you got no clothes. - Joe Versus the Volcano Albert: Don't use that tone with me? Armand: What tone? Albert: That contemptuous tone that says you know everything because you're a man and I know nothing because I'm a woman. Armand: You're not a woman. Albert: Oh, you b*stard! - The Birdcage I just killed the boss. You think they're not going to fire me for something like that? - 9 to 5 That's your home. Are you too good for your home? - Happy Gilmore You know, you should really let that breathe...nothing, nothing. - Jaws You don't care about me. You don't care about Belinda. You don't care about the Girl Scouts of America. America! I'm fed up. I'm fed up with you. - Night Shift No, I'm not satisfied. - Malcom X ------------------ Things do not change; we change. - Henry David Thoreau [This message has been edited by Jeff (edited June 19, 2001).]
Luke: I can't believe it. Yoda: That is why you fail. My personal favorite. ------------------ Things do not change; we change. - Henry David Thoreau
"The last time I saw a pair of jugs like that, two hillbillies were blowing in them." "Even in Hell I can't get no respect." Rodney Dangerfield from Little Nicky. ------------------ "norm, would you like to buy an indian scalp ? This deal isn't gonna make or break me Norm, so don't jerk me around." Harry Carey "Norm, if I had a mohawk scalp, I wouldn't be sitting here talking to you." [This message has been edited by gr8-1 (edited June 19, 2001).]
Wyatt: "Geez, Doc. You look like s***." Doc: "On the contrary, Wyatt. I have yet begun to defile myself." I can't believe we haven't seen any Spaceballs quotes yet... the funniest spoof comedy of all time. Dark Helmet: "I said across her nose, not up it!" (Gunner stands up, eyes are crossed) Gunner: "Sorry sir, doing my best." Helmet: "Who made that man a gunner?" (Major stands up) Major: "I did sir. He's my cousin." (Major has crossed eyes as well) Helmet: "Who is that man?" 2nd in command: "He's an *******, sir." Helmet: "I know that, what's his name?!" 2nd: "That is his name sir. *******, Major *******." Helmet: "And his cousin?" 2nd: "He's an ******* too, sir. Gunner's Mate 1st class, Philip *******." Helmet: "HOW MANY ASSHOLES WE GOT ON THIS SHIP!?" (Every crew member stands up and yells "YO!") Helmet: "I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes." (Closes visor over face) Helmet: "KEEP FIRING, ASSHOLES!" Robot: "What are you?" Barf: "I'm a mog." Robot: "A what?" Barf: "A mog. Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend." INT. SPACEBALL 1 - SPACE HELMET, SANDURZ, and CORPORAL are watching the radar. HELMET: (mask down) "Have you found them yet?" CORPORAL: "No, Lord Helmet. They're still not on the scanners." HELMET: "Well, keep looking for them." (drinks coffee through his mask) SANDURZ: "Pardon me, sir. I have an idea. Corporal, get me the video cassette of Spaceballs-the Movie." CORPORAL: "Yes, sir." (CORPORAL walks to a wall labeled "Mr. Rental." The wall opens. He looks through the selections) HELMET: "Colonel Sandurz, may I speak with you, please?" SANDURZ: "Yes, sir." HELMET: (lifts up mask) "How could there be a cassette of Spaceballs-the Movie. We're still in the middle of making it." SANDURZ: "That's true, sir, but there's been a new breakthrough in home-video marketing." HELMET: "There has?" SANDURZ: "Yes. Instant cassettes. They're out in stores before the movie is finished." HELMET: "Naaaaa." CORPORAL: "Here it is, sir. Spaceballs." SANDURZ: "Good work, Corporal. Punch it up." (CORPORAL starts the tape. It starts on the FBI Warning.) SANDURZ: "Started much too early. Prepare to fast-forward." CORPORAL: "Preparing to fast-forward." SANDURZ: "Fast-forward." CORPORAL: "Fast-forwarding, sir." (Starts fast-forwarding through the ludicrous speed scene. Helmet is thrown into the panel at a high-speed.) HELMET: "Nnnnno. Go past this, past this part. In fact, never play this again." SANDURZ: "Try here. Stop." (The movie stops at the exact same thing that is actually happening now. HELMET looks at the camera, then he turns back to the monitor. SANDURZ looks at the camera when HELMET looks back at the monitor, then he looks back at the monitor. HELMET looks at the camera when SANDURZ looks back at the monitor. When HELMET turns back, he waves his hand. He turns back to the camera.) HELMET: "What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?" SANDURZ: "Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now." HELMET: "What happened to then?" SANDURZ: "We passed then." HELMET: "When?" SANDURZ: "Just now. We're at now, now." HELMET: "Go back to then." SANDURZ: "When?" HELMET: "Now." SANDURZ: "Now?" HELMET: "Now." SANDURZ: "I can't." HELMET: "Why?" SANDURZ: "We missed it." HELMET: "When?" SANDURZ: "Just now." HELMET: "When will then be now?" SANDURZ: "Soon." "So, I see your shwartz is as big as mine!" ------------------ CC.NET Sim League Web Page My Team (Sonics) Feeling claustrophobic, like the walls are closing in. Blood stains on my hands, and I don't know where I've been. I'm in trouble for the things I haven't got to yet. I'm chomping at the bit, and my palms are getting wet. Sweating Bullets Runnin', Ravin', Endin', Out. [This message has been edited by RunninRaven (edited June 19, 2001).]
Woody Allen: "I'm at two with Nature." ------------------ "How far you go in life depends on you being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak. Because someday you will have been all of these."
"REDRUM, REDRUM, REDRUM!" : - The Shining ------------------ Rarely is the question asked: Guns kill squirrels than REDRUM to fools across the nation?
I'm sure there are many more, but this is one I am reminded of from Full Metal Jacket...it is close, but not exact... (yelling) - "How tall are you private?" - "5 foot 6 sir!" - "I didn't know they stacked s**t that high!" First time I saw this movie I cracked up for a good five minutes over that one. ------------------ Now saw off...there's nothing to see here. [This message has been edited by DieHard Rocket (edited June 19, 2001).]
HA HA HA HA!!!! What movie was that from? ------------------ Things do not change; we change. - Henry David Thoreau
"2 men enter, 1 man leave,..2 men enter 1 man leave..." - Mad Max beyond Thunderdome. ------------------ Rarely is the question asked: Guns kill squirrels than REDRUM to fools across the nation?
Meg: So, you can be friends with women you don't find attractive. Billy: No, you pretty much want to nail them too. - When Harry Met Sally Can I ask you, is this a sandwich? Alvie: The universe is expanding. Mom: What is that your business? I was a heroin addict. Now, I'm a methadone addict. I gotta go. I'm due back on the planet earth. - Annie Hall ------------------ Things do not change; we change. - Henry David Thoreau
"They mostly come out at night.....mostly." Aliens "Anybody got a dime?! Somebody's gotta go back and get a $hit-load of dimes!" Blazing Saddles "He's got great sharp.....he can leap over.....LOOK AT THE BONES!!!" Holy Grail "Do not try. Do or do not. There is no try." Empire "Take the blue pill...you wake up and believe whatever you want to believe. Take the red pill...you stay in Wonderland and find out just far the rabbit hole goes." The Matrix Bounty hunter: "I had to come back." Clint: "I know." Bounty hunter: "Man's gotta make a living." Clint: "Dying ain't much of a living, boy." Outlaw Josey Wales (possibly the greatest movie line ever) "I wish I was a loufa." Stripes "Shel, I still don't understand about these flames." The Inlaws "I came here to do two things. Drink some beer and kick some ass. We're almost out of beer...." Dazed and Confused "What are you looking at, nerd?" "I thought I was looking at my mother's old douche-bag, but that's in Ohio." Revenge of the Nerds "Okay, okay.........DISAPPOINTED!!!!" A Fish Called Wanda "You probably don't have any idea what I'm talking about, but don't worry.....you will." American Beauty ------------------ Gascon
From Predator: After Jesse "The Body" Ventura offers the guys some chew & they all decline: "You guys ain't nothing but a bunch of slack-jawed faggots. This stuff will make you a f*cking sexual tyrannosaurus". I love that line. ------------------
<u>Young Frankenstein</u> "My Grandfather's work was DOODOO!" "You know, I'm a rather brilliant surgeon, perhaps I could do something about that hump." "What hump?" "He's going to be very popular "Do you mind telling me who's brain that was" "Abby-something or other" "Abby-who?" "Abby-normal" "He vas . . . MY BOYFRIEND" " . . . and all the more painful to us, the village elders, who still have nightmares from five times before" ------------------ "I always thought it was something that went around my house" - World B. Free on Defence [This message has been edited by Puedlfor (edited June 20, 2001).]
Young Frankenstein Igor: "You must be Dr. Frankenstein." Frankenstein: "Frahnkensteen." Igor: "What?" Frankenstein: "It's pronounced Frahnkensteen." Igor: "Do you also say Froderick?" Frankenstein: "No, Frederick. You must be Eegor." Igor: "No, it's pronounced Eye-gore." Frankensteint: "Really? They told me it was Ee gore." Igor: "Well they were wrong then, weren't they?" Shawshank Redemption Red: "I'd like to think that the last thing that went through his brain, other than that bullet, was how in the world a man like Andy Dufresne could get the better of him." Red: "Get busy living, or get busy dying. That's ******* right." The Breakfast Club Nelson: "Face it, man. You are a neo maxy zoon dweebie." Analyze This Paul Vitti: "You... you.... you are good. Yes you are... yes you are. You are good." Paul Vitti: "By the way, Doc. If you treat me, and I go ***, I'll f***ing kill you." Sobel: "Being able to perform twice in bed is not a big d" Vitti: "Eight times. It was eight times." Sobel: "Being unable to perform in bed eight times is not that big of a deal." Vitti: "Well, maybe not in your business, but if I can't get it up, it makes me less of a man. I deal with animals, Doc, and they can sense weakness." Sobel: "You know, there are drugs that can fix that." Vitti: "Nahhh, I don't go for that whole drug thing. And then there are the pumps... a hard-on should be gotten naturally, or not at all." Sobel: "The beautiful, I think Mark Twain said that, didn't he?" My Cousin Vinny Vinny: "Is that a drip I hear?" Mona Lisa: "Yeah." Vinny: "Weren't you the last one to use the bathroom?" Mona Lisa: "So?" Vinny: "Well, did you use the faucet?" Mona Lisa: "Yeah!" Vinny: "Why didn't you turn it off?" Mona Lisa: "I did turn it off." Vinny: "Well, if you turned it off, why am I listening to it?" Mona Lisa: "Did it ever occur to you that it could be turned off and drip at the same time?" Vinny: "No, because if you turned it off, it wouldn't drip." Mona Lisa: "Maybe its broken!" Vinny: "Is that what you're saying? It's broken?" Mona Lisa: "Yeah, that's it, it's broken." Vinny: "You sure?" Mona Lisa: "I'm positive." Vinny: "Maybe you didn't twist it hard enough." Mona Lisa: "I twisted it just right." Vinny: "How can you be so sure?" Mona Lisa: "If you will look in the manual, you will see that this particular model faucet requires a range of 10-16 foot pounds of torque. I routinely twist the maximum allowable torquage." Vinny: "How can you be sure you used 16 foot pounds of torque?" Mona Lisa: "Because I used a Craftsman model 1019 Laboratory edition, signature series torque wrench. The kind used by Cal Tech High Energy physicists, and NASA engineers." Vinny: "In that case, how can you be sure THAT'S accurate?" Mona Lisa: "Because a split second before the torque wrench was applied to the faucet handle, it had been calibrated by top members of the state and federal department of weights and measures, to be dead on balls accurate. Here's the certificate of validation!" Vinny: "Dead on balls accurate?" Mona Lisa: "It's an industry term." Vinny: "I guess the ****in thing is broken!" Mother Night Cambell: "I hear that a hanging man hears beautiful music... I wonder what it sounds like." Next Friday Referring to Roach DeDe: "And you! You should not hang out with black people! You see how we live? We live wrong! We live wrong!" Heat Guy: "Why did I ever get involved with that f***ing b****?" Pacino: "BECAUSE SHE HAD A GREAT ASS! I'm ferocious, aren't I? There's something about asses. When I think about a woman's ass... fooooom, something just comes out of me!" Various National Lampoon Vacations Clark: "Can I get you anything, Eddie? Snacks? Egg Nog? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere, leave you for dead?" Eddie: "No, we're just fine, Clark." Clark: "You don't want to go on the snow sled, Eddie?" Eddie: "Well, see, I had this plate put into my head, Clark." Clark: "Do you really think it matters, Eddie?" Eddie: "Well, you see, Clark. Over here on this side..." (Knocks on his head) "Nothing. But I were to hit my head over here, my hair just wouldn't look right." A Long Hard Kiss Goodnight Geena Davis: "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Sammy Jackson: "I hope not, 'cause I'm thinking how much my balls hurt." (Sammy whistles at a girl with big hooters jogging) Davis: "This is so amazing... you saw her t***, how exciting." Sammy: "Hey, I'm not crazed or anything, but those things were works of art... you could see her coming around the corner, have time to comb your hair." I will stop for now, because I know I could go on much further, but this post is getting way to damn long. ------------------ Feeling claustrophobic, like the walls are closing in. Blood stains on my hands, and I don't know where I've been. I'm in trouble for the things I haven't got to yet. I'm chomping at the bit, and my palms are getting wet. Sweating Bullets Runnin', Ravin', Endin', Out.
I found my favorite quote from Joe Vs. The Volcano, so decided to add that. Waturi: "You'll get your check. And, I promise you, you'll be easy to replace." Joe (under his breath): "I should say something." Waturi: "What are you talking about?" Joe: "This life. Life? What a joke. This situation. This room." Waturi: "Joe, maybe you should just..." Joe: "You look terrible, Mr. Waturi. You look like a bag of sh** stuffed inna cheap suit. Not that anyone would look good under these zombie lights. I can feel them sucking the juice outta my eyeballs. Suck suck suck suck suck suck. Three hundred bucks a week, that's the news. For three hundred bucks a week I've lived in this sink. This used rubber." Waturi: "Watch it, mister! There's a woman here!" Joe: "Don't you think I know that, Frank? Don't you think I'm aware there's a woman here? I can taste her on my tongue. I can smell her. When I'm twenty feet away, I can hear the fabric of her dress when she moves in her chair. Not that I've done anything about it. I've gone all day, every day, not doing, not saying, not taking the chance for three hundred bucks a week, and Frank the coffee stinks it's like arsenic, the lights give me a headache if the lights don't give you a headache you must be dead, let's arrange the funeral." Waturi: "You better get outta here right now! I'm telling you!" Joe: "You're telling me nothing." Waturi: "I'm telling you!" Joe: "And why, I ask myself, why have I put up with you? I can't imagine but I know. Fear. Yellow freakin' fear. I've been too chicken sh** afraid to live my life so I sold it to you for three hundred freakin' dollars a week! You're lucky I don't kill you! You're lucky I don't rip your freakin' throat out! But I'm not going to and maybe you're not so lucky at that. 'Cause I'm gonna leave you here, Mister Wa-a-Waturi, and what could be worse than that?" Classic rant of a man fed up with his job, and decides finally to tell off his boss. ------------------ Feeling claustrophobic, like the walls are closing in. Blood stains on my hands, and I don't know where I've been. I'm in trouble for the things I haven't got to yet. I'm chomping at the bit, and my palms are getting wet. Sweating Bullets Runnin', Ravin', Endin', Out.
" fadeaway, you aint no daisy, no daisy at all!" ------------------ [This message has been edited by ROCKETBOOSTER (edited June 20, 2001).]
RunninRaven: Awesome Joe v Volcano quote!!! I love that movie. For accuracy, there is one change... I can taste her on my tongue. I can smell her. Should be... I can smell her like a flower. I can taste her like sugar on my tongue. ------------------ Things do not change; we change. - Henry David Thoreau
That Aliens quote has caused me to post some of my favorite lines from that movie. Ripley: How long before we're declared overdue can we expect a rescue? Hicks: Seventeen days. Hudson: Seventeen days? Look man, I don't wanna rain on your parade, but we're not gonna last seventeen hours! Those things are gonna come in here just like they did before. And they're gonna come in here... Ripley: Hudson! Hudson: ...and they're gonna come in here AND THEY'RE GONNA KILL US! Ripley: HUDSON! This little girl survived longer than that with no weapons and no training, right? Hudson: So why don't you put her in charge? ---------- This is from right after the marines had to turn in their weapons before they entered the area with the Aliens. Frost: What the hell are we supposed to use, man? Harsh language? That line cracked me up for a good 10 minutes... -------------- You can't have a favorite movie lines thread without THE Usual Suspects scene... Verbal: He comes home to his wife raped and his children screaming. The Hungarians knew Soze was tough. Not to be trifled with. So they let him know they meant business. They tell Soze they want his territory all his business. Soze looks over the faces of his family... Then he showed these men of will what will really was. Soze shoots 2 of the Hungarians while the 3rd one threatens to kill his kid. Soze then kills his own family in front of the Hungarian. Verbal: He tells him he would rather see his family dead than live another day after this. He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they live in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that...he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you. And nobody really ever believes. Kujan: Do you believe in him, Verbal? Verbal: Keaton always said: "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze. ----------- What an awesome movie that was... ------------------ Say what you must, Do all you can, Break all the f***ing rules and go to Hell with Superman, And die like a champion, Yahey! [This message has been edited by Band Geek Mobster (edited June 20, 2001).]
