Same with my friend Jason and I That and "Yeah, did you get the memo about that?" ------------------ blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
"Note to self, sex with blow-up doll not as good as advertised" ------------------ Ceo of the Walt Williams and Lisa Malosky fan club. My Mockumentary atheistalliance.org
From Blazing Saddles Slim Pickens: "I know, sir! We'll run up a number six on them!" Headly Lamar: "A number six? I am not familiar with that terminology, what's a number six?" Slim: "Well, we ride in to town, a ropin' and wranglin', and beat everything that moves within an inch of its life... 'cept the women of course." Healey: "You spare the women?" Slim: "Nope, we rape the sh*t out of them!" Classic movie - "You use your tongue pertier than a $20 w****." Gene Wilder downs a half bottle of whiskey in one go. Sheriff: "A man drinks like that, he is going to die." Waco Kid: "When?" Sheriff: "So, what's yo pleasure? Whatch you wanna do?" Waco Kid: "Oh, I don't know. Play chess...screw." Sheriff: "Uhh, let's play chess." Headley: "Qualifications?" Criminal: "Rape, murder, arson and rape." Headley: "You said rape twice." Criminal: "I like rape." I could go on and on. ------------------ CC.NET Sim League Web Page My Team (Sonics) Feeling claustrophobic, like the walls are closing in. Blood stains on my hands, and I don't know where I've been. I'm in trouble for the things I haven't got to yet. I'm chomping at the bit, and my palms are getting wet. Sweating Bullets Runnin', Ravin', Endin', Out.
Hey Behad you might know this already but Im going to tell you anyways They are rereleasing Monty Python and the Holy Grail soon. I dont know my favorite quote but it would have to be when Russel Crowe removes his Mask in Gladiator or the end of Scarface. ------------------ AKA Rendiggler
I heard Ren, but thanks! ------------------ I always thought "With my talent, it's only a matter of time before I'm discovered". Now I think "With my talent, it's only a matter of time before I'm found out".
"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half-full of cocaine and a whole galaxy of multicolored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers.... also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls... but the only thing that worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of an ether binge..." Fear And Loathing in Las Vegas ------------------
"You know what the Mexicans say about the Pacific? That it has no memory. That's where I want to spend the rest of my life" Tim Robbins, Shawshank Redemption ------------------
Runnin'... I hear ya... Blazing Saddles... "excuse me while I whip this out..." lol rH ------------------ visit: groovehouse.org
from "Raising Arizona" escaped convict during robbery of convenience store Con - Hey, are dem those balloons that blow up into dem funny shapes? clerk - Not unless round is funny makes me laugh every time! ------------------
That Gladiator scene is one of my favorites as well. ------------------ Protrolls.com! RITQAIOCLHTPFOTFWBPTD
I am more fond of the scene in Gladiator when he talks to Commodus just before the final battle... Maximus: "You would fight me?" Commodus: "Yes, do you think I am afraid?" Maximus: "I think you have been afraid all your life." Commodus: "Oh? And who are you? Do you not fear death?" Maximus: "A wise man once told me that death smiles at us all. The only thing you can do is smile back." Commodus: "I wonder, did you friend smile at his own death?" Maximus: "You would know, he was your father." Commodus: "You loved my father, didn't you? Well, so did I. And that makes us brothers, doesn't it?" (Commodus steps up and whispers in Maximus's ear) Commodus: "Smile for me, brother." (Commodus stabs Maximus in the side) What a great scene. ------------------ CC.NET Sim League Web Page My Team (Sonics) Feeling claustrophobic, like the walls are closing in. Blood stains on my hands, and I don't know where I've been. I'm in trouble for the things I haven't got to yet. I'm chomping at the bit, and my palms are getting wet. Sweating Bullets Runnin', Ravin', Endin', Out.
I think this is the Gladiator line you're looking for Ren... "My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next." ------------- Here are a few of my favorites Clerks Randal: Which did you like better? "Jedi" or "The Empire Strikes Back"? Dante: "Empire". Randal: Blasphemy! Dante: "Empire" had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All "Jedi" had was a bunch of Muppets. --------- Mallrats Brodie: Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some b*stard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent--I don't care which one--but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator! -------------- The Big Lebowski Walter: Saturday, Donny, is shabbas, the Jewish day of rest. That means I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't f****** ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as s*** don't f****** roll! ---------------- Dude: Walter, come off it. You're not even Jewish... Walter: What are you talking about? Dude: You're Polish Catholic. Walter: What are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia! Come on, Dude! You know this! Dude: And you were divorced five years ago! Walter: Yeah? What do you think happens when you get divorced? You turn in your library card? Get a new driver's license? Stop being Jewish? I'm as Jewish as Tevye. Dude: It's just part of your whole sick Cynthia thing. Taking care of her dog. Going to her synagogue. You're living in the past. Walter: Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax... YOU'RE ******* RIGHT I LIVE IN THE PAST!! ---------- I slightly editted that last quote... ------------------ Hey, it's the wizard! I hope you don't get nervous like last time. We wouldn't want you to... "wiz" on someone!
From Empire Strikes Back: Yoda: "Awww, cannot get your ship out!" That is the all-purpose response to whining among my friends.
"Why Johnny Ringo, you look like someone just walked over your grave." -- Tombstone. ------------------ All hail Fadeaway's Cyberfish -- your 2000-2001 BobFinn* Fantasy Basketball League Champions!
The Office Space Quotes are funny too me The whole imagined "sex with lumberg" seen! "Might get to show her my 'Oh' Face!" "OH! . . . OH! . . OH!" -------------------------------------- Star Trek Movies "I have given you no word to Keep" - Khan - Wraith of Khan "I noticed you pain . ." Spock's brother "WHAT PAIN?!!?!" - The false god ------------------------------------ I'm gonna git you sucka "would you like a Bean pie. . .Bean soda perhaps" - 'Radical black nationalist' "No thank you . . I'm regular" - Keenan Ivory Wayans ----------------------- The Tick "EAT MY JUSTICE!!" - The Tick "SSSPPPPOOOOOOONNNNNN!!" - The Tick "What's wrong with our normal battle cry . . .NOT IN THE FACE . . .NOT IN THE FACE!!" - Arthur Rocket River ------------------
Behad: that line was also used by Phil Hartman in the Sinbad comedy "Houseguest." ------------------ "How far you go in life depends on you being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak. Because someday you will have been all of these."
Christopher Walken from some movie ...I forget ?: "You would need three promotions to get to be an *******." S.Jackson from pulp fiction: "What ain't no country I ever heard of !They speak English in What? " Nicholson from As Good as it gets: "Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here." I could probably think of em all day long but those were the first three that came to mind. [This message has been edited by DAROckets (edited June 19, 2001).]
Another great one from Tombstone: Cowboy: You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double. Doc (pulls out guns): I have two guns, one for each of ya. -------------- From Death Becomes Her: Ernest: Where did you put my wife? Doctor: She's dead, sir. They took her to the morgue. Ernest: The morgue? She'll be FURIOUS!! --------------- And, finally from Swingers: "You're so money and you don't even know it." ------------------
