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Favorite Bumpersticker?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Two Sandwiches, Jul 29, 2002.

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  1. stra

    stra Member

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    "MY OTHER CAR IS A PORSCHE"
     
    #21 stra, Jul 30, 2002
  2. lpbman

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    Driver carries only $20 worth of ammunition

    I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. . . Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car

    Beautify Texas. Put a Yankee on a bus.

    Welcome to Texas, now go home.

    So many stupid people, So few comets

    Hit me, I need money

    Auntie Em. Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.

    Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

    Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit

    DAM : Mothers Against Dislexia

    HELP! I've tripped and I can't get down!

    Honk if you love boy bands - then drive into a tree
     
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  3. getsmartnow

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    My other vehicle is the Millenium Falcon. :D
     
    #23 getsmartnow, Jul 30, 2002
  4. BrianKagy

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    Monkey's right. They are trashy. That's what passes for wit nowadays. I'm not surprised either by their popularity or the audience they appeal to, the kind of people who think they're clever.
     
    #24 BrianKagy, Jul 30, 2002
  5. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    I don't have any bumper stickers like the one's mentioned on my truck...but I do have a couple of DMB stickers, a USA flag, a Bevo, and a Ron Kirk for Senate.

    I'm starting to hate my truck.
     
    #25 Rocketman95, Jul 30, 2002
  6. Rocket River

    Rocket River Member

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    "I took your money and your daughter at Texas A&M University"

    I love that one . . . . esp as a response to those bumperstickers
    that read:
    "My money and my daughter goto Texas A&M University"

    Rocket River
     
    #26 Rocket River, Jul 30, 2002
  7. AntiSonic

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    "Unions: The people that brought you weekends"
     
    #27 AntiSonic, Jul 30, 2002
  8. Hydra

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    I also like:

    Hey Osama, I've been porking your virgins.
    5 out of 4 people have problems with fractions.
     
    #28 Hydra, Jul 30, 2002
  9. moestavern19

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    "My Kid made Inmate of the Month at the Local Prison"
     
    #29 moestavern19, Jul 30, 2002
  10. Drewdog

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    It used to be my sig, but here it goes again:

    "I stole your money and I did your daughter at Texas A&M University"
     
    #30 Drewdog, Jul 30, 2002
  11. keeley

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    #31 keeley, Jul 30, 2002
  12. Rockets2K

    Rockets2K Clutch Crew

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    Disclaimer: If you click this link, I am in no way responsible for what you may see. It may piss some of you off. If you are a believer in PC, don't go to this site period. ;)

    You've Been Warned

    I have to admit, I laughed out loud at several of these. Can you guess which ones? :D
     
    #32 Rockets2K, Jul 30, 2002
  13. Johnny Rocket

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    "Keep honking I'm reloading my shot gun"
    Why are you so nosey?
     
    #33 Johnny Rocket, Jul 30, 2002
  14. Buck Turgidson

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    Join CCA
    Protect Texas Rivers
     
    #34 Buck Turgidson, Jul 30, 2002
  15. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Oh my god. That one with the confederate flag killed me:

    "You ****ing Lost and You Marry Your Sisters"

    :D :D :D :D
     
    #35 Rocketman95, Jul 30, 2002
  16. tXhiggs

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    I saw one that read:

    "I have a gorilla.
    His name is Butch."


    I was in awe.
     
    #36 tXhiggs, Jul 30, 2002
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