You can take the girl out of the strip club, but you can never take the strip club out of the girl. Strippers lie.
one lap dance from your stripper girlfriend - $20 one gallon of gas to drive to Katy to possibly get laid - $2.95 one Texas Tech class ring - $700 Realizing that no matter what how badly you screw up in life, you can always feel better about yourself knowing that Fatty FatBastard has done something dumber - priceless
Nope. The ring is still gone, and the girl still hasn't called. BTW, TRex is my buddy's account. I go over to his place a lot and occasionally forget that he's logged in instead of me. That's why I immediately edited it to say it was me speaking. Oh well. No more drinking posts from me.
This has to be the best X-File themed story that continually pops up in threads on this bbs, the texxx, T_J, Fatty triangle.
No they don't. TRex typically replies in the Astro's threads. Do a search yourself. We have very different writing styles.