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Fatty runs for congress

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion' started by Fatty FatBastard, Aug 10, 2009.

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  1. Rashmon

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    Wear the ritual Republican headgear and your election is money.

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  2. rhadamanthus

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    Holy crap it's weslinder!
     
  3. weslinder

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    Damn, who took that picture, and why'd they put it on the web? My Congressional aspirations are ruined. Ruined, I tell you! :mad:
     
  4. The_Yoyo

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    sorry Wes

    i LoL'ed
     
  5. moestavern19

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    LOL


    penis.
     
  6. RedRedemption

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    Why is he wearing a penis on his forehead? :confused:
     
  7. justtxyank

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    Two chicks. At the same time.
     
  8. rocketsjudoka

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    I wouldn't rule him out. There have been plenty of candidates with checkered past who have won elected office.
     
  9. RedRedemption

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    But no candidate has ever been a Fatty FatBastard.
     
  10. aghast

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    Yes, but most do not keep virtual online journals of everything they later wish to expunge from their records.

    I'm curious how Bush's "everything I did before 40 doesn't count" concept would have fared had he grown up in the age of Facebook, when opposition researchers could dig up Bush's snapshot of himself holding the DUI with a big, sloppy-faced, smiling thumbs up.

    (Is that "checkered" italics a Nixon reference? If so, well-played.)
     
  11. thegary

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  12. kpsta

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    You must spread some more awesomeness around before sidelining as a congressman.
     
  13. justtxyank

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    This picture just works.
     
  14. DonnyMost

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    This thread just answered the mystery of how Sarah Palin got her start.
     
  15. justtxyank

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    She got photoshopped on a message board?
     
  16. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    Sidelinin' as a sports reporter, FTL!
     
  17. rocketsjudoka

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    There has been lots of fat in politics just ask Taft
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    I'm sure some of them have been bastards too.
     
  18. Dairy Ashford

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    Do it, just to learn the nuts and bolts of the political process, and be a more informed and engaged citizen.
     
  19. justtxyank

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    Buttons! Get yer Buttons here!

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  20. rimrocker

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    Great job, but the next House elections are in 2010.
     

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