Either these type of comments are always jokes that I never get or you are incredibly arrogant. No offense, really.
I actually work for a firm that basically does exactly that. We do research for Democratic candidates across the country. Perhaps I have the inside scoop on derailing FFB's congressional campaign.
Now, now. If Fatty's willing to throw himself into the public arena of politics (where party is a noun, not a verb), the least we can do as his fellow BBS members is to band together, sell his downfall to the highest bidder, and send the money to Clutch. No need to be giving valuable stuff like that away for free.
If you are serious, then my advice to you is to just convince yourself you were kidding and move on. You may be a fun guy to hang around from time to time, but your posting here paints you as a grade 1 *******. You've made fun of the guy who was slaughtered in Mexico in that satanic crap, heck, you've made light of just about every trajedy you could. You've consistently shown yourself to be abrasive and obnoxious about issues that you are ultimately proven wrong about, you are condescending, whether you are or not, your posting habits here would indicate that you have a drinking problem... You have no shot. All the things that make you unlikeable in a campaign would be out there before you got elected. No party would champion you and unless I'm gravely mistaken about your financial situation, you do not have the funds to run an independent campaign. I mean no offense by any of this, but this is the reality of the persona you've created on this board, and whether you like it or not, everything you've done on this board would be out there.
I'm sorry if it came across as "Haterade" but he posted this in the D&D so I figured he wanted serious replies. I've been educated by and worked with people who do this stuff for a living. The nuts and bolts of politics is my passion. I didn't mean to be a hater, I was trying to be honest with him. Sometimes we get these grand ideas in our heads and if nobody tells us the truth we end up being that big fat guy who is holding his ankles, gasping for air, watching all the skinny people run further and further away from him just because nobody said "You're too fat to run a marathon."
As per aghast, think of your most offensive things you've ever posted here and then picture them in huge font on your opponents flyers, commercials, etc. I actually think you wouldn't be able to raise the money b/c of what people would find on here.
Fatty Sidelinin as a Congressman. Go for it Fatty. Can't be worse than most of the 2 faced liars that are in there now. I'd vote for you.
