I'm surprised any of you would accuse me of bull****ting. I am not a bull****ter. You cannot BS a BSer. So without a further ado, as I type this up from a house in Fargo, ND in the midst of a massive Thunder Storm... The Lusual Suspects: Tips For Punking a Teenage Stoner Pimp By: moestavern19 Phase 1: The Great Misdirect. Step 1: Lure him in with promises of mega-rep points and access to the secret forum, nothing is more appealing to an attention-seeker than special treatment leading to even more attention. Step 2: Make him think you just want to see some naked chicks. Step 3: Keep reminding him that you really want to see the t*tties, when really all you want is for him to email you. Mission Accomplished. Phase 2: The Sting Step 1: With his email address now revealed, enter email address into facebook. He couldn't possibly be so naive that he would use the same address on both sites AND have it be publicly searchable? Would he? Yup. Step 2: Gain Access to his facebook account by creating a fake facebook account. The Fake account should be of a mediocre looking white girl. To find a good looking picture that will seem authentic, google image search "duck face" and pick accordingly. Step 3: Dress up the fake facebook account with stupid things a lusual 18 year old dumb white bimbo would say. Exhibit A: Spoiler Step 4: With your fake 18 year old white bimbo facebook account in tact... fire a friend request to your Horny Teenage Stoner Pimp and wait a few seconds for him to accept. Phase 2 Complete. Phase 3: The Front Now that you have his info and can find out what his GF really looks like (her picture has already been posted), might as well take a little time out just to screw with him. Spoiler Final Step: Accept your reward... (tittehz!) Spoiler There. And don't bother emailing me asking to see the chick, I'm not going to further the exploitation of a young white woman. ...unless I am properly compensated of course. please paypal 2 dollars to moestavern19@yahoo.com or send naked pics of your own girlfriend so an exchange can be arranged. Thank you and have a great afternoon.
That was kind of....anticlimactic. I kept hoping for the punchline but it never came. Or was the only goal is to gain access to his facebook, create a fake and get accepted? Thats all you went for? The chatting between you two was lame also. lol maybe I just set my expectations too high considering how this all started. Kudos for getting him to send naked pics I guess....
can't view this at work, have to wait til later, but dayum... this is why I love clutchfans!!! 100 page thread, here we come!!!
What were yall expecting? Awesome ending for me.... Moes could **** this guy up so bad lol..... wow....greatness "Rate the last movie you seen thread" Fathers take care of your daughters!...10/10
I actually think the fake FB profile is funnier than the fact that this dumbass actually sent him naked pics of his "girlfriend". "Religious views: Christian Amish" :grin: moe, I've never repped you only because you really don't need it. But I've GOT to rep that post, if only for that fake FB account.
Thats true, at least your keeping to the man code. He did keep his word, even though you pretty much pulled a fast one on him. haha
