EXPOSED! CLUTCHFANS Edition The Exposed: YaosDirtyStache (Cool Guy #2) The Claim: "I get laid more in one day than you do have this entire week." The Evidence: Exhibit #1 - Exhibit #2 (The Bait) - Exhibit #3 - The Conclusion: Cool Guy #1 stated he had sex 3 times on said day. So to be fair, lets say he does it 9 times in a week. Cool Guy #2 stated he has more sex in one day than Cool Guy #2 in a week. Therefore, Cool Guy #2 should be having sex at least 9 times in one day to make his claim true. But as the evidence shows, that simply is not true. If he's lying about that, who says he isn't lying about supposedly owning his own company? YaosDirtyStache, you have just been........ EXPOSED!
My GOD. I'm actually contemplating doing the unthinkable.....repping SwoLy-D. Isn't that one of the seven signs of the apocalypse?
If I had my way, I'd never work. I'd just stay home all day, watch Scarface 50 times, eat a turkey sandwich, and have sex all ****ing day. Then I'd dress up like a clown, and surprise kids at schools. Then I'd take a dump in the back of a movie theater, and just wait until somebody sat in it. Hear it squish. That's funny to me. Then I'd paint, and read, and play violin. I'd climb the mountains, and sing the songs that I like to sing. But I don't got that kinda time.
this was almost a year and a half ago I'm a bit fuller now whey protein shakes with pb and bannanas !
I'm unimpressed...at that age it's not tough to do what you're doing, hell it's tougher to NOT do that stuff with hormones raging and such. Don't think these chicks aren't seeing others either. Bah, but who cares right? Enjoy it while you can I guess because when you grow up and look back you're going to see how ridiculously foolish you were.
