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Fat/Ugly Chicks

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Franchise3, Dec 11, 2007.

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  1. Mr. Brightside

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    i hate it when fatties steal my cheetos.
     
  2. Franchise3

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    Actually, as far as a roommate goes, she's great.
     
  3. Mr. Clutch

    Mr. Clutch Member

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    Oh I was drunk enough.

    But then I sobered up.
     
  4. Franchise3

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    I don't really know how "attractive" the guy is, but he possesses a lot of the qualities that chicks usually go for: ripped as hell, works part-time at a big law firm, overachiever in school and is on moot court and all kinds of other crap, etc. I think he is also slightly shorter than her which is kinda weird. It's basically one of those situations where you shake your head and feel disappointed in the guy.
     
  5. Yaozer

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    Why don't you just put this thread up on your computer and leave the room for a while. Come back when you think she's read it.. I bet that'll quickly change your problem.
     
  6. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    I once hooked up with a monster so vile I felt I had to redeem myself. So I took a few items from her room after my initial 5am wakeup. I snuck out, woke up around 2pm finally sober. I felt bad about everything. Then I realized in my drunken haze all I took was a disposable camera and a "Live Strong" bracelet. Promised it would be the last time I slayed a dragon.

    I was wrong
     
  7. Yaozer

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    Man I'd like to share some of my experiences and mistakes with the princess of whales.. but my gf reads this forum.
     
  8. Mr. Brightside

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    maybe she has a big vagina.
     
  9. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    First rule of Clutchfans
     
  10. Yaozer

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    Man I was trying to get her to go to the GARM. My intentions were to get her to become a Rockets fan like most of us here.. but now she only reads the Hangout. What a failure :(
     
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    First rule of the BBS is to not talk about the BBS.
     
  12. RocketMan Tex

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    That sounds like a lyric from a Dylan song! :D
     
  13. Ace

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    I think that it's no longer (if it ever was) the case that people who use the internet are just fat "nerds" with long hair, living with parents, posting from the basement. Basically everyone I know or have met uses the net, has a facebook/myspace profile, and posts or has at least at some point posted in a message board.
     
  14. Major Malcontent

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    These kind of threads depress me. Don't we have some other criteria as men with which to judge women than numbers on a bathroom scale or some imaginary 10 scale.

    Anyway I am currently dating a girl with a Masters Degree and recently had a FWB who was great to talk to and was in the sack like Beethoven was at the piano...both of them are WAAAAAAY over my broke ass, ugly head and I have no business dating the likes of them. One time I even dated a minor heiress, who was totally cute...just chubby

    But because a lot of guys see em and go ewwwww fat chick, I get a chance. So...er...thanks I guess
     
  15. ima_drummer2k

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    Sounds like you might have developed a little crush on the guy.

    I'm so sorry. Sometimes love hurts.

    :(
     
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  17. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    That's not quite enough, sir. Please observe proper thread-starting ettiqute and provide the requested material.
     
  18. SwoLy-D

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    I just want to chime in and say I like FAT/Good-looking chicks. She can't be no MoNsTeR... she's gotta be CUTE. Take, for example, someone like RICKI LAKE... cutie fattie... STAR JONES... ugly fattie...

    Recently, we've lost some fatties, and I'd like to dedicate this thread to them [imagine a Celine Dion or a Dionne Warwick song playing in the bacground]:

    R.I.P. Ricki Lake's fat :( :
    [​IMG] ->[​IMG]

    R.I.P. Sara Rue's Cushion :( :
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    Rest in Peace Lindsey Lohan's chubs :mad: :
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    You too can help... we don't have to lose another one... Catherine Zeta Jones :eek: is on the verge...
     
  19. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    I'm with you- I don't mind a little meat on the bones. In fact, too skinny=gross. Nothing is worse than an extremely defined sternum on a woman.
     
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    I think the most annoying thing is the fat chick wearing skimpy/way too revealing clothing. There ain't a girl in the world who doesn't look at the mirror before they leave the house and they have have to tell themselves many times, "I look good. I should go out in public like this. It's okay that my fat roll (complete with happy trail) is showing and covering my belt. Heck, why even wear a belt?"

    The worst was this one time at the old Banana Bay on Lake Conroe. There was this just obese chick wearing a thong bikini. It was disturbing in many ways. She just thought she was the s***, and so did the idiot rednecks who were hanging on her every fat roll. I still can't get that image out of my head.
     

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