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[Fat Girl]Double Date Hell... PLEASE HELP!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Franchise2001, Apr 25, 2008.

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  1. weslinder

    weslinder Member

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    Clutch Classic Potential.
     
  2. Franchise2001

    Franchise2001 Contributing Member

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    he's being a good sport

    we're out the door now :cool:

    he requests that you all wish him luck and he likes DD's advice about keeping an eye out for other hotties.
     
  3. krnxsnoopy

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    disturbing
     
  4. SWTsig

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    you don't???
     
  5. HAYJON02

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    How fat we talkin? A deuce? Deuce and a half?

    It's not like you can trust people's standards of fat these days. Girls will lie about something as low as 130.
     
  6. OmegaSupreme

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    turn down volume if at work

    j/k... i prefer overweight than under myself.
     
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    awesome thread.

    I would suggest taking Major Malcontent with you.
     
  8. AntiSonic

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    Uh yeah, pretty much impossible.

    At best, you are a shallow ****.
     
  9. Rocket River

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    Did she say she looks like Janet Jackson?

    <Who knows that reference>

    Rocket River
    "YOU KNEW SHE DIDN'T HAVE NO HAIR!!"
     
  10. SWTsig

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    why dont you go down to tha corner store and get something to eat... i know you hungry!
     
  11. Mr. Clutch

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    You are a total idiot.

    It's what's inside that counts.
     
  12. Cannonball

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    Tranlated:
    "i apologize now, she's my only single friend who can't get a date on her own"
     
  13. Hayesfan

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    Okay, you know what disturbs me the most about this story.

    It's not that you and your friend are so worried about it you looked up her myspace page.

    It's not that you and your friend are like freaking out because of her size.

    It's not that you were so concerned about this you labeled a thread "[Fat Girl] Double date hell... Please Help" to ask other morons how to get out of meeting what could be a perfectly nice person.

    It's not that you couldn't be nice to someone you've never met, it's not like she's asking your friend to marry her.

    The thing that disturbs me the most is that this fat girl's friend who is your date APOLOGIZED because she's the only single friend she has.

    What kind of a fricking friend is that??

    No wonder the girl you are going out with only has one friend. She's a bi-otch.

    That is all.
     
  14. Major Malcontent

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    250 isn't a problem for me. However, I have a girlfriend these days.

    It's not like your buddy is in for a death sentence. She might be witty, classy and fun (and able to give a bj that would make his head explode.)

    But by all means, everyone adhere to a rigid 115lb weight limit for your women. Cause it leaves more good ones for me.
     
  15. Champ Caliber

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    This situation happens to me very often.
    I keep it real. I wasn't trying to see her. I'm not taking the beam for the team.

    Just tell her your friend isn't interested. If her fat friend is a requirement to you getting in that you might be s*** outta luck....... at least if it was me you would be.
     
  16. B-ball freak

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    oh, snap!
     
  17. CharlieMurphy

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    You could've gone the Michael Scott route and asked her if her friend could row herself in a canoe.
     
  18. finalsbound

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    Best post in the thread...

    I have to agree with you, that was pretty sh!tty of the "friend," damn low.
     
  19. bejezuz

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    Your buddy just needs to suck it up and take one for the team. A good wing has to keep the friend distracted whether she's hot or not.

    If you were smart, you'd have a single friend that likes 'em large to run distraction instead of your more discriminate friend.
     
  20. KingCheetah

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    I found her myspace page...

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