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Fat Female Fined for Feasting

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Fatty FatBastard, Oct 2, 2008.

  1. Major Malcontent

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    What makes you think I need an excuse. I am fat because I love cheeseburgers and beer. But so does my brother and he is 135 instead of 300. You don't think metabolism makes a difference you are fooling yourself.
     
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  2. Isabel

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    I like her hair too. :)

    Of course, what she's doing to her health is not good. People turn to different things to feel better from the problems in their lives; for some people, it's alcohol or drugs... or overwork... or gambling... or food. The latter can be more obvious. I can have the tendency to overeat if I'm not careful; I make myself work out and try to keep mostly healthier food around (plus not being able to eat more than a certain amount helps). KFC is gross to me; maybe one of the quick combo meals occasionally, but no bucket of the greasy stuff. I feel bad for her with the destructive cycle she's in, especially knowing about what society expects of women.
     
  3. Hoee Ass

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    Seriously 5500 calories.. GOOD LAWD.. I could barely munch 3000 calories a day. What a beast!
     
  4. Tom Bombadillo

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    Roscoes for the win............
     
  5. Steve_Francis_rules

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    I think his point was that metabolism is clearly no excuse for this woman who downed the entire stock of KFC in one sitting.
     
  6. ima_drummer2k

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    Cherokee?
     
  7. rocketsjudoka

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    Lets see how many judgemental stereotypes we can get in this thread.

    On a related note as another poster noted the original article and thread title is misleading as she wasn't fined for eating too much but for overstaying their parking time limit.
     
  8. Pete the Cheat

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    wow...check out those biceps, she must workout..
     
  9. mleahy999

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    If she's eating a bucket of chicken in one sitting, how much crap is she shoveling for her other meals? She needs help and obviously doesn't own a mirror. Cover those ham hocks up.
     
  10. Lil Pun

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    What was the point of even asking what she ate?
     
  11. Surfguy

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    Seriously, her threat was she's never going back to KFC? LOL

    Fat chance of that happening. Oh...she'll just switch to Churches.

    I am almost positive she will be back. Maybe not that same location...but she'll be back. The original recipe is like crack to her I would imagine.

    There is always the Chinese Buffet.
     
  12. dskillz

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    There really is no need for someone to sit down and eat the entire bucket. That bucket is supposed to feed a family of 4! She had that for lunch? That makes no sense to me. I couldn't do that even on a bet. She needs some kind of help because eating like that daily is not helping her health out at all.
     
  13. SwoLy-D

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    I like her bangs. :cool:

    Anyway, put the cookie down.
     
  14. Surfguy

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    Hey...if you can eat a whole bucket of chicken like that without dying on the spot...then more power to you. If that is her normal meal portion, then I'm surprised she is still alive. And, top that off with six servings of fries. Wow! She should put that average day of feasting on YouTube! I assume her normal serving of ice cream is a couple of half gallon buckets.
     
  15. TMac'n

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    5,500 calories...Can i haz it?
     
  16. SwoLy-D

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    "Oh yeah? Well, good. GOOD! More for me and you." - name that movie (except for you, xcharged, Master Baiter ;) )

    :D Very good stuff, sir. :)

    [​IMG]
     
  17. Surfguy

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    I was so inspired by this event that I decided to re-write Pink Floyd's "Wish You Were Here" for this thread...KFC-style:

    So, so you think you can tell KFC from Church’s,
    original recipe from plain.
    Can you tell a french fry from a cold cole slaw?
    A bucket from a cup?
    Do you think you can tell?
    And did they get you to trade your family meal for combo meals?
    KFC chicken for greens?
    Hot fries for cool beans?
    Cold soda for tea?
    And did you exchange a parking place at the KFC for a lead role at a buffet?
    How I wish, how I wish you were here.
    We're just two lost souls eating from a chicken fryer, three days a week,
    Running over the same old ground.
    What have you found? The same old pounds.
    Wish you were here.
     
  18. professorjay

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    I think she's missing the point of the Michael Phelps diet.
     
  19. xcharged

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    You know my wife and I went on vacation and met all sorts of people from around the world... and most of them associated Texas more specifically Houston with fat people.
    I was completely caught off guard by this.
    Of course they backtracked probably by the look on my face and said, but i hear the food there is so delicious and there is so much variety.
    someone else chimed in.."well everything is bigger in texas right" - english accent.

    Since i didn't fit their stereotype they asked where i was originally from before i moved to texas. Born & raised though.

    of course they did also think i was Japanese, hawaiian or a tiger woods type breed. first time i've heard that one.

    either way...they went back to their countries with an clear understanding of 2 things.
    1. People from texas aren't all fat
    2. and no one...i mean NO ONE can out drink a guy from Texas. I dominated the Mexican Fire Water (aka tequila) competition taking out the english, the irish, the germans, and the canadians.

    although this one irish girl did open a non-twist off corona with her teeth..i didn't mess with her.
     
  20. ArtV

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    I had to laugh when I read that too. Like...That will teach them...

    That was their intention - don't come back. If you want to hurt them, you have to keep coming back and paying $5 to eat $20 worth of food - only this time you leave in 1 hour.

    {oh and the hair is too stringy and greasy looking for me...}
     

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