1. Welcome! Please take a few seconds to create your free account to post threads, make some friends, remove a few ads while surfing and much more. ClutchFans has been bringing fans together to talk Houston Sports since 1996. Join us!

Fat Female Fined for Feasting

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Fatty FatBastard, Oct 2, 2008.

Tags:
Page 2 of 4
  1. emjohn

    emjohn Member

    Joined:
    Jul 29, 2002
    Messages:
    12,132
    Likes Received:
    567
    [​IMG]


    Jake: Do you have any fried chicken ma'am?
    Mrs. Murphy: Best damned chicken in the state.
    Jake: Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke.
    Mrs. Murphy: You want chicken wings or chicken legs?
    Jake: Four fried chickens and a Coke.
     
    #21 emjohn, Oct 2, 2008
  2. Angkor Wat

    Angkor Wat Member

    Joined:
    Jun 14, 2007
    Messages:
    13,151
    Likes Received:
    998
    Damn, I want some fried chicken now.
     
    #22 Angkor Wat, Oct 2, 2008
  3. plcmts17

    plcmts17 Member

    Joined:
    Nov 4, 2003
    Messages:
    3,777
    Likes Received:
    179
    You Go NOW!!!!
     
    #23 plcmts17, Oct 2, 2008
  4. Cannonball

    Cannonball Member

    Joined:
    Jul 27, 2006
    Messages:
    21,888
    Likes Received:
    2,334
    You be here four hour! You go NOW!
     
    #24 Cannonball, Oct 2, 2008
  5. swilkins

    swilkins Member

    Joined:
    Mar 5, 2003
    Messages:
    7,115
    Likes Received:
    11
    FattyFatBytch
     
    #25 swilkins, Oct 2, 2008
  6. Major Malcontent

    Major Malcontent Member

    Joined:
    Dec 18, 2000
    Messages:
    3,177
    Likes Received:
    211
    I'll try not to have a total meltdown. And you can think you are superior to she of the flabby arms. I dunno though. A lot of the fat "haters" I know have racehorse metabolisms so it really isn't a big deal that they remain "skinny" but many of them still insist that its a great "accomplishment".

    So maybe you are disciplined and love to work out or maybe your metabolism puts away a Chicken Fried Steak the way mine does a plate of veggies.

    So what Asian Sensation do you provide? The vague nausea I get after a plate of past its prime special Lo Mein?
     
    #26 Major Malcontent, Oct 2, 2008
  7. Kam

    Kam Member

    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2002
    Messages:
    30,476
    Likes Received:
    1,322
    I like her hair. It looks nice.
     
    #27 Kam, Oct 2, 2008
  8. Asian Sensation

    Asian Sensation Member

    Joined:
    Oct 29, 1999
    Messages:
    18,300
    Likes Received:
    7,455
    I knew you'd bite.
     
    #28 Asian Sensation, Oct 2, 2008
  9. Major Malcontent

    Major Malcontent Member

    Joined:
    Dec 18, 2000
    Messages:
    3,177
    Likes Received:
    211
    Into the bad shrimp and flaccid noodles...sure
     
    #29 Major Malcontent, Oct 2, 2008
  10. The_Yoyo

    The_Yoyo Member

    Joined:
    Dec 25, 2001
    Messages:
    16,683
    Likes Received:
    2,873
    am i the only one that was surprised that this lady was white?
     
    #30 The_Yoyo, Oct 2, 2008
  11. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Member

    Joined:
    Dec 8, 1999
    Messages:
    39,003
    Likes Received:
    3,641
    Its England.
     
    #31 moestavern19, Oct 2, 2008
  12. sw847

    sw847 Member

    Joined:
    Nov 5, 2007
    Messages:
    1,341
    Likes Received:
    180
    lol :D

    B*t*h need to be put onto some sort of Dieting Program.
    Damn...her arms are bigger than my legs. 14 pieces of chicken, I can't eat that in a whole day!!
     
    #32 sw847, Oct 2, 2008
  13. Asian Sensation

    Asian Sensation Member

    Joined:
    Oct 29, 1999
    Messages:
    18,300
    Likes Received:
    7,455
    Lo Mein? Shrimp? noodles? Oh it must be cause I'm Asian. I get it. :D
     
    #33 Asian Sensation, Oct 2, 2008
  14. Major Malcontent

    Major Malcontent Member

    Joined:
    Dec 18, 2000
    Messages:
    3,177
    Likes Received:
    211
    Eh I am pretty sure most Asian cultures are ashamed of you and won't claim you.

    You might manage to be americanized noodles and beef.
     
    #34 Major Malcontent, Oct 2, 2008
  15. 3814

    3814 Member

    Joined:
    Aug 4, 2002
    Messages:
    5,433
    Likes Received:
    72
    Not really...

    ...it's like putting 20 inch rims on a crappy car.
     
    #35 3814, Oct 2, 2008
  16. percicles

    percicles Member

    Joined:
    Jun 11, 2002
    Messages:
    11,989
    Likes Received:
    4,446
    I would hit.
     
    #36 percicles, Oct 2, 2008
  17. bladeage

    bladeage Member

    Joined:
    May 3, 2005
    Messages:
    8,909
    Likes Received:
    153
    [​IMG]
     
    #37 bladeage, Oct 2, 2008
  18. percicles

    percicles Member

    Joined:
    Jun 11, 2002
    Messages:
    11,989
    Likes Received:
    4,446
    Correction. I would Hathaway it.
     
    #38 percicles, Oct 2, 2008
  19. Franchise3

    Franchise3 Member

    Joined:
    Apr 9, 2000
    Messages:
    3,138
    Likes Received:
    30
    Dude, seriously? The metabolism excuse again? You really gotta give that one up already.
     
    #39 Franchise3, Oct 2, 2008
  20. Gutter Snipe

    Gutter Snipe Member

    Joined:
    Jul 30, 2001
    Messages:
    2,987
    Likes Received:
    65
    Dude, you soo do not want to go there on a big chick.

    I think your best option is the "Big chicks something something because they are HUNGRY!" :D
     
    #40 Gutter Snipe, Oct 2, 2008
(You must log in or sign up to post here.)
Page 2 of 4

Share This Page