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Farting at work

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by cwebbster, Dec 19, 2007.

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Farting with a walkman on?

  1. Yes

    38 vote(s)
    55.9%

  2. No

    30 vote(s)
    44.1%
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  1. leroy

    leroy Member
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    Nothing can be worse than my wife's lab (who is at her parents house). They have a can of spray in every room because of him.
     
    #21 leroy, Dec 19, 2007
  2. jcee15

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    I can't say my dog is that dedicated lol, but he does have stomach problems.
     
    #22 jcee15, Dec 19, 2007
  3. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    I like to go to the urinal in the corner and then when another person goes to use the other corner urinal I can fart almost directly on them. :D
     
    #23 StupidMoniker, Dec 19, 2007
  4. cwebbster

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    The lady I am sitting next to is dropping bombs doped with her cheap perfume. She ate about 6 breakfast tacos this morning.....no wonder! Fatty Co-Workers!
     
    #24 cwebbster, Dec 20, 2007
  5. Apollo Creed

    Apollo Creed Contributing Member

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    I'm usually alone at my store so I fart away. Then when a customer walks in and has the stink fart realization, I look at them and give them the confident nod, confirming it was me.
     
    #25 Apollo Creed, Dec 20, 2007
  6. jcee15

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    <a href="http://www.tvdance.com/fun-blog-tools/"><img src="http://www.tvdance.net/images/images_one/happygilmore_6.gif" border="0"></a>
     
    #26 jcee15, Dec 20, 2007
  7. hotballa

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    no wonder I hate you LOL :D
     
    #27 hotballa, Dec 20, 2007
  8. AroundTheWorld

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    LOL.

    Anyone fart on planes a lot?
     
    #28 AroundTheWorld, Dec 20, 2007
  9. Invisible Fan

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    Of course, it's survival of the fartist.
     
    #29 Invisible Fan, Dec 20, 2007
  10. weslinder

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    I like to go into a co-worker's office whenever I have to fart. Go in, ask some question that will keep you in there just long enough to get it out, and then leave. Wait until they are talking to someone too important to talk about farting in front of, and give them the knowing smile.
     
    #30 weslinder, Dec 20, 2007
  11. Rashmon

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    My favorite is to leave one in the elevator and send it down to the ground floor.
     
    #31 Rashmon, Dec 20, 2007
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