[FARTDOG] Excellent blog post on the Knicks defense

I think this is thread worthy in its level of entertainment. Poor Knicks fans.

http://www.postingandtoasting.com/2014/3/26/5548332/lakers-127-knicks-96-what-is-the-matter-with-you-people

"As we've discussed before, the Knicks defense doesn't just permit opposing guards to go off, it promotes their efforts. It is a charitable organization, and it rarely fails to uplift."

Check out his list of near miracles, including:

"- Robert Sacre, who can barely feed himself, executed a flawless Dream Shake to score over Tyson Chandler.

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- The Knicks, faced with tons of Laker three-pointers, tried to play zone for some reason.

- Ryan Kelly recorded a horrorcore album between the third and fourth quarters. Pitchfork gave it a 9.2 and called it "transcendent."

- Wesley Johnson spit and his saliva congealed into a mound of soft, pleasantly tangy cheese with notes of lemon peel and cedar. One pound of the cheese is worth fourteen Nickyoungcoins."


Dude is some kind of weird genius. :grin:

 

So sorry about forum mistake, mods. I could swear I was looking right at NBA Dish when I said "create thread."