I've been working rotating shifts for 6 years now. I won't know how to act working straight days with weekends off. In fact, I had to turn down Rocket tickets for tonights game because of work tonight. That sucks.
I know all new parents think that the first baby is the cutest, neatest, greatest thing in the world, but Pimp, you don't have to save the poo. He'll make more.
That black tar-like substance was far from cute. It was great he got it out, but the stuff that comes out now is plain nasty, especially when it squirts. Yuck!
woo hoo poo..... am i supposed to be impressed or surprised Pimp can't enough nappies already to find the experience normal and i don't even have kids... yet
wow that's earlier than i thought Griff would go... but with all the pitching PSJ has i guess he has to roll the dice
Pimp, have you been pee'd on yet? I got squirted on the first day. You learn quickly that with boys, you keep that thing covered!
Yep, he got one in while we were sponge bathing him. He's tried to tag us a few other times. That thing is dangerous!
Pimp, on your chart of our draft there is a mistake. Castor's pick #81 should be Brandon Webb (SP) I took Troy Glaus at #82 (which is correct)
Bobby Crosby, SS My first son actually came out of the womb peeing, the doctor held him up and said "Let's christen Mommy!", and directed the stream of pee all over my wife.