Fantasy Baseball 2004 Trash Talk Thread

1B-Pujols,Albert, STL
2B-Loretta,Mark, SD
3B-Blalock,Hank, TEX
C-Martinez,Victor J., CLE
SS-Greene,Khalil, SD
OF-Ford,Lew, MIN
OF-Gibbons,Jay, BAL
OF-Cabrera,Miguel M., FLA
OF-Edmonds,Jim, STL
SP-Beckett,Josh, FLA
SP-Washburn,Jarrod, ANA
RP-Foulke,Keith, BOS
RP-Herges,Matt, SF
UI-Ortiz,David, BOS

 

Too late to set my roster for the weekend?

1B-Lee,Derrek, CHC
2B-Roberts,Brian, BAL
3B-Beltre,Adrian, LA
C-Inge,Brandon, DET
SS-Clayton,Royce, COL
OF-Cameron,Mike, NYM
OF-Podsednik,Scott, MIL
OF-Jones,Andruw, ATL
OF-Sheffield,Gary, NYY
SP-Kennedy,Joe, COL
SP-Wilson,Paul, CIN
SP-Ishii,Kazuhisa, LA
SP-Hernandez,Livan, MON
RP-Burba,Dave, MIL
RP-Borowski,Joe, CHC
RP-Gagne,Eric, LA
UI-Kennedy,Adam, ANA

 

i am really getting down with loving to hate my team

Go GITS

 

fade, did you get the email about my lineup?

 

Pimp did you get my new offer via email?

 

Yeah, I just replied back.

 

No biggie.

97-4

 

Here is my roster for Trading Purposes. Those with a * are on the open market for a good infielder. Someone better than my starter.

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Clemens 28.7
Perez 26.5 *
Hudson 21.5
Rogers 20.8 *
Pettite 20.6
Mussina 10.5 *
Prior 0.0
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Palmeiro 3.7
Hafner 2.7 *
Durazo 2.7 *
Nevin 2.1 *
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Hudson 2.8 *
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Womack 2.5 *
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Koskie 2.9 *
Feliz 2.1 *
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Mauer 3.0
Barrett 2.3 *
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Ward 5.2 *
Gonzalez 3.9
Biggio 3.7
White 3.6
Stewart 3.4 *
Griffey Jr. 2.9 *
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So what you're saying is "Here's my roster, none of my good players are available, but if you want to make my team better for me, then these scrubs are here for the taking."

 

Underneath those scrubs you may find a future cardiologist... or a naked patient pretending to be a doctor...but either way it makes for a good story. These are the scrubs you have been looking for all season. Make me an offer folks.

 

Yeah my team has crumbled in the past month.... let's get a deal done for Beltran, I want Blalock.

 

Song, check your trade desk.

Negotiable.

 

If you will trade Kent make me an offer.

 

Good enough for me, done deal

 

not really interested in trading Kent

 

sent you one also

 

Ok guys, analysis time.

Carlos Beltran from the Tool's to the SteamRollers for Richard Hidalgo and Kevin Brown