Fancy Dress P Party - need help

I don't know if Smeg can find a wig that big in time.

LOL...that would be an interesting costume to see.

ROTFLMFAO! Now, just exactly what is your visualization of this costume??

Damn, Castor, you have come up with some very funny, albeit bizarre, ideas.

How in the hell is Smeg supposed to find a "Protozoa" costume?? hehe

If Mrs. Smeg came as any of your suggestions, I would definitely want to see pictures.

 

So, um, is that Smeg or is that what he hopes to look like when he is done with his costume??

 

PIMP!

 

We had one of these in high school.

Go as a port-a-potty.

 

I'd do "punk" myself, but here's an easy one.

Step 1: Dress normally except make sure and wear tan or a light colored set of pants (i.e. not jeans and nothing white - khakis are good).

Step 2: Buy a bottle of water.

Step 3: Go to the party.

Step 4: Before entering the house, pour the water on your crotch.

Voila! You just "P"eed yourself.

 

LMAO

Isn't that the guy that's in every porno known to man?

Now THAT right there is probably the best costume for Ms. Smeggy.