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Family Guy - I Was Wrong About It!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Manny Ramirez, Nov 28, 2003.

  1. Smokey

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    "I win. You lose. Who da man? Who da man? Who da man?"

    ~ Stephen Hawking voice
     
  2. Oski2005

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    Manny, one of my favorite parts in that episode is when Joe is in the bar crying and the three guys slip out. Remember how Quagmire slithers under the table, then slowly rolls away? Or Peter climbing out the window, then reaching back in for his beer?


    Stewie is the my favorite on the show. I recommend Manny, if you haven't been buying collectible comics lately, that you spend some cash on the DVDs. At least the first one with Seasons 1 and 2 on it. Worthwile investment my friend. It'll work out nicely too since Cartoon Network seems to be showing season 3 right now.
     
  3. Rockets2K

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    That *was* Stephen Hawking...;)

    Stewie is the funniest onthe show..
    Here is a few choice Stewie quotes...


    I like the bit from "Road to Rhode Island"

    Stewie is tryin to call home while Brian is passed out drunk at a seedy motel.

    "Hello, operator. Hello,...Oh god, that's right you have to punch in the numbers nowadays.
    Uhhh, I should know this. Oh yes, [dialing number] 867-5309, yes that's it. Wait that's not it, damn you Tommy Two-Tone!
    Huh, only one thing to do
    111-1111.....Lois?......damn!
    111-1112....Lois?......damn!
    111-1113.....Lois??.....DAMN!"

    "Forecast for tomorrow; a few sprinkles of genius with a chance of doom!"

    "Mother, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get. Your life, on the other hand, is like this box of ACTIVE GRENADES!"

    "Do these huggies make my ass look big?"

    Lois: Stewie why don't you go play in the other room
    Stewie: Why don't you BURN IN HELL.

    "Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb!"

    "Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total b****"

    [watching cheerleaders change in a locker room]
    "It appears my wee-wee's been stricken with rigor mortis. "


    and the one where Chris is talking rapper-speak..

    Chris Griffin: "Yo, did y'all check me when that hottie was all up in my Kool-Aid? Yeah, I was looking to break off a little somethin' somethin' but my crew gave me the 411 on that skank and she's all about the bling-bling. "

    and the one where the family is hiding somewhere down South(think Deliverance) from a criminal that wants to kill Chris..

    Chris Griffin: Where do you think you go when you die?
    Southern boy: I learned from church that if you're good you go to heaven but if you're bad, you go to a place where the dead believe they're still living and they pray for death but death won't come.
    Chris Griffin: UPN?


    Welcome to the dark side Manny....:D:D
     
  4. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Yea, that scene was a classic one. I also liked it when Chris talked about the evil monkey in his room (or was it closet?) and calls Stewie "boss".

    Yea, I guess I need to look into getting a DVD player.
     
  5. coma

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    GASP!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
     
  6. bobmarley

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    I too am an addicted FG watcher I have the volume2 DVD with season 3 and should be getting volume1 soon...

    I really love the one where Stewie is in the bar talking to OJ Simpson..

    Stewie[drunk]: I'll tell ya juice if my woman was messin around on me I'd cut her.

    OJ: leaves bar quickly

    Oh yeah I seriously reccomend you get a DVD player and Volumes 1&2. Volume 2 has like 30+ episodes
     
  7. CriscoKidd

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    I love AS and the futurama-family guy hour block. Fox were fools for canceling them. Oooh, we need more reality tv and hip drama like the OC. :rolleyes:

    I can't really watch the simpsons anymore. The good ones I've already seen ad nauseum. The new ones seem like tame repeats. I also have a hard time now standing the voice of Marge, Bart, and lisa. They just grate on my nerves.
     
  8. OldManBernie

    OldManBernie Old Fogey

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    You guys are all wrong... the best FG moment ever is the Ooompa song when Peter gets the golden ticket to visit the beer factory.
     
  9. Oski2005

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    You can get em cheap at Wal-Mart, just don't be the first one in line.
     
  10. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Man, was last night's episode good!! It was the one where the Griffins have to move to the South because Chris fingered the guy who robbed a convenience store.

    Too many classic stuff, but some of the best were:

    1) Peter's flashback on job interviews - "Don't say doing your wife, don't say doing your wife....Uhh, I will be doing your, uhh, son!"

    2) Meg talking to all the hick kids about this criminal coming to kill her brother and this one little girl said that her daughter would like that (or something to that effect)

    3) Peter calling the sheriff, himself, and having a conversation with himself about stopping this criminal

    4) And without a doubt, the end where they get back home and find that they have like 117 phone messages and they are all from that dirty old man that likes Chris to see his popsicles! LOL!
     
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    :::Ring Ring:::

    Hello? Yeah, he's right here...hold on...

    Manny, it's for you. It's the 21ST CENTURY!!
     
  12. Oski2005

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    "Get yo fat ass back here"

    "Looks like them Griffin boys better grow some wings, or start flapping their arms real fast."


    "I am vanquished" "Hooray, the South wins!"
     
  13. Rockets2K

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    Stewie sitting onthe porch with the old rednecks...

    (tuning banjo) Warm out today… warm yesterday… even warmer today


    met her on my cb
    said her name was venie
    sounded like an angel come to earth
    -come to earth
    when i went to meet her
    man, you should have seen her
    twice as tall as me, three times the girth
    -girth
    oh my fat baby loves to eat
    -loves to eat
    a big ol' buddha belly and her breasts swing past her feet,
    oh my fat baby loves to eat
    my big ol' fat-ass baby loves to eat

    I've got blisters on me fingers


    :D:D


    and I was watching one of my DVDs yesterday, and saw one of my favorite lines ever.

    Peter comes riding up on a elephant to Stewies birthday party...and he says to Lois.

    " Look Lois, the two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a fat white guy who is threatened by change."
     
  14. Smokey

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    hello again
    just wonderin where's the paperboy?
    get back here you piggly son of a b****
    bye
     
  15. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    rofl - what made it so funny was the guy's voice - it didn't even sound like a man's voice!!
     
  16. Mulder

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    If I ever changed my signature, this would be the one.
     
  17. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    You have no idea how excited I was when I heard my last name on an episode!

    "Yeah, uh, I'm looking for a Peter.....Gifford?"
     
  18. Shooter1583

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    or the scene from last nite's where lois tells peter to call the sheriff...so peter calls himself and picks up LOL...and Lois trys to tell him he's only callin himself...

    Peter: Who's that?
    Peter: My wife

    :D
     
  19. moestavern19

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    oh well la-de-da Manny likes Family Guy now and We all get to a nice big thread on how his opinion of Family Guy has changed. Well I don't give a ****ing fart about what Manny thinks.
     
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