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[Fake Boobs] Hooters Swimsuit Pageant

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Franchise3, Mar 30, 2009.

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  1. The_Yoyo

    The_Yoyo Member

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    fixed it
     
  2. Isabel

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    Gutter Snipe has it right: they're all stick thin, which in nature results in almost no breasts. (or: the types who are able to be that skinny in the first place won't have too many curves) So here you have the obviously-fake ones which are not shaped like the kind of curves God gave women. I would not be surprised if the plastic surgery industry had a stake in this; nothing surprises me these days.
     
  3. Franchise3

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    I've been with girls with fake and real boobs. Nine times out of ten, real wins for me. There is that one out of ten exception where the girl's face and body are so nice, and her breasts are so well done, that my mind can hardly process how awesome her body is. In those cases, I just don't give a damn.

    Fake breasts are GREAT to look at, and they can be a lot of fun to play with for the short term. However, their feeling gets old after a while. The feeling of real breasts are definitely better. I can't believe that anyone who has had experience with both would argue this fact.
     
  4. Wakko67

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    I sense a poll being created soon. Put me in the real camp.
     
  5. Shroopy2

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    Do agree. Whatever version of Li-Lo, a fitting repost of this for old times sake :)
    Not Safe For Work
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTqXisnMcS8
     
  6. Shroopy2

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    Girls do what they want with their bods, men shouldnt speak for them, etc etc...that said,

    IMO seems to me girls care about their boobs maybe only level or 2 above their inner elbow. All they care about is "looking cute in a sweater". And boobs seem to be the variable accessory to make that happen. I guess I understand why a reduction or enlargement would be wanted for that. Long as the result looks good and real enough and I didnt know the girl anytime before the procedure, dont mind being lured in.

    What I dont like is it near insulting our intelligence to think obvious fakeness is THEIR beauty lol. The winner should dedicate a part of her award to her surgeon.
     
  7. Tom Bombadillo

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    Super fail....
     
  8. BrooksBall

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    WTF???

    Maybe in mayzar's world.
     
  9. London'sBurning

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    Whether they're real or fake it doesn't matter. Nice t*** are nice t*** so lets not argue semantics.
     
  10. fmullegun

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    have you tasted the blood of freshly killed game while your heart is still beating from the excitement of your first hunt?
     
  11. Kwame

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    I'm with you on this. I could care less either way, I'm just happy to be there!
     
  12. SBK#2

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    as long as you can motorboat I guess it really doesnt matter
     
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    Uh... it's a Hooter's contest... what did you expect??????
     
  14. Yonkers

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    You're trying to make a case for man-boobs?! :eek:
     
  15. T-Yao

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    how the hell does fake boobs > natural boobs?
    fake boobs are, yes, big and attractive, but to me natural boobs is what's best, the feel is better too, trust me, i know
     
  16. Shaud

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    Yes they feel better, but as far as watching a Hooter Pageant on T.V. it shouldn't matter.
     
  17. FranchiseBlade

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    I absolutely hate fake ones. Even if they look real, the feel isn't real. The movement isn't real. It's annoying.

    I think there are different types of beauty and positive things that will be interesting with just about any type, shape, or size of real boob. They almost all have something about them that can be appreciated.
     
  18. ima_drummer2k

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    Fake ones just don't jiggle like real ones do. Hell, the really fake ones don't even move. Plus, you can see little wrinkles in the fake ones.

    Part of the problem is that most women who get them end up getting them way too big and it makes them look disproportional. Nothing worse than seeing some 4’10 woman who weights 110 pounds but has these gigantic fake double D’s that don’t even move when she jumps up and down.

    Theoretically, a GUY could go out and get fake boobs. If anyone can get them, what makes them special and/or unique?

    Fake boob FTL.
     
  19. Royals Ego

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    i LoL'd, good job :D
     
  20. Nice Rollin

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    love fake boobs
     

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