Average impact per draft pick: Rockets game: 167.3 minutes Sleep: 353.7 minutes Business meeting: 248.9 minutes Sex: 6.2 minutes Researching injuries: 44.6 minutes Things you have to do before you die: 0.0 minutes Drinking: 367.3 minutes Kidnapping letterman son: 126.7 minutes Halo 2: 124.6 minutes Talking with your significant other: 1.2 minutes 24 or LOST: 64.5 minutes Researching if playa already picked: 12.4 minutes Working out: 22.9 minutes Watching sportscenter again for no good reason: 60.0 minutes watering chia pet: 1.2 minutes
Your right (you do know what I am talking about), from here on out you are officialy deemed, "THE PROFESSOR!"
Ouch!!! Great pick... Bond's said, "I'm done....", he meant, "Smeg's done..." Just giving you a hard time....cause at the end of the day you will probably get the last laugh. But the offer is still on the table, my 24th pick for your 1st..
I'll trade you my first round pick in 2004, Mark "my elbow hurts and I want to cry" Prior; and not only that, listen up, I'll sweeten the pot with my first round pick from 2003, Randy "I spit sun flower seeds all season from this here bench" Johnson. Yeah. It hurts. I feel the pain. I'm waiting for Santana to go down in flames this year too. Only a matter of time.
I was thisclose to waiving Santana in mid to late May last year after his horrible start. I think we should just nix this draft, go back to last year and claim a few couple keepers. What do you say Phi, RMJ, Rocketball, Smeg, Sammy and Finn? Can I have Santana, Pujols, Zambrano, Peavy, Rivera and Cabrera back?
