Wade Miller f***ing sux. Why the hell couldn't we have traded Miller for anyone with an arm? One arm is fine. #@&*(*%^%#^%&^ MILLER!!! I hate Miller. Anyone want a starting pitcher? I got one to trade.
Finn, looks like you and I are going down to the wire. Pedro is off the hook for a loss, but Loaiza stands to get 10 more for a win. I still have Percival available for a save. Gonna be close.
If flash blows this save for Loaiza, I'm gonna get banned for the profanity filled tirade that will ensue.
Mother ****in, piece of ****, lousy stupid nick named ******* Flash crappy Gordon, you're a dead man.
Guess I lucked out Too bad this weeks showdown with fade won't even be a contest. He has 4 quality starters going to my Hudson and Jeriome Robertson. My aces picked a nice time to ride the bench
Behad, can you add Gil Meche to my starters for this weekend? The damn Bridegrooms are coming at me with 5 starters. I'm not going to have any SP games left if this keeps up.