[Facial Beauty] Tips on making face whiter

I'm going to make it go away, GlenRice. I'm going to make it go away.

 

I think its the same ingredients you use to make your teeth whiter. Rub that stuff on your face instead. Spread it even, otherwise it will look splotchy.

 

Listen to Utah Jazz

 

I hear giving a good amount of blood can make you pale. Red Cross is hard up for donations. They can make exceptions once you tell them your plight.


Do you like Huey Lewis and the news?

 

I think if you eat enough tofu your skin starts to turn more and more white.

At least... I've never seen a person with any melanin eat tofu.

 

I'd say ask Little Michael, if he weren't dead. I don't understand why people try to get lighter...

I feel ya if you're trying to get a little tan or sun but to get lighter, it seems like you're trying to hide something. *shrug* Don't know why, that's just the way it is.

 

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no. surely you are joking.

 

Maybe for chiseled Blair Underwood or Taye Diggs types. But no-one's cross-pollenating for Carl Winslow/John Saunders clones like me.

 

I tried once at a Japanese restaurant here in Omaha. Apparently "deep fried" doesn't mean the same things to all people.

 

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According to who?

 

Persian:

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Iranian:

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you pick what you'd rather be known as..

 

^The whiter one?

 

Somehow I knew pouhe would make his way into this thread.

 

Hey, I'm a child of divorce, gimme a break!

 

Try watching your wife/gf give birth to your child. That'll do the trick!!

 

You need to read this book................................now

 

According to the good book my friend. Sort of like the Oriental/Asian thing. Or refugee/Katrina evacuator fiasco.

 

My mother is Iranian and she never calls anyone from Iran anything other than Iranian.

My sense has always been that people who are embarrassed about being from Iran try to disassociate with the word Iran by calling themselves Persian. I did it myself when I was younger but I no longer care. I'm half Iranian.