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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Malcolm, Nov 29, 2008.

  1. Breaker

    Breaker Member

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    Oh hell naw. -2 for you. I already said I wrote "full" on purpose. I didn't know if the phrase was full or fool proff.

    Your post that try to correct me correcting someone else will now be considered epic fail. kthx try again.
     
  2. Breaker

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    Oh yea, I misspelled "proof" just now. I'm going to point that out before one of the grammar police deduct another 2 points from me. :rolleyes:

    Oh, and I'm taking back my 2 points.
     
  3. halfbreed

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    -2 points for pretending to have the authority to reclaim your points.
     
  4. Malcolm

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    What are we in elemetry school or somthing. This is a fan board not a spelling B long as you understand what someone is trying to say thats all that matters. But loving the answers funny stuff!!!!

    :) :) :)
     
  5. halfbreed

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    If you're going to type something out, though, why not make sure it's spelled correctly?
     
  6. Malcolm

    Malcolm Member

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    How about you getting a life
     
  7. LoveRoxHateJazz

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    I have to admit, I have picked up a few bad grammar/spelling habits from this board. As long as it doesn't derail the thread, one correction can't hurt. Just don't respond to them.
     
  8. halfbreed

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    Ouch. Now you've hurt my feelings.
     
  9. Franchise3

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    -2 points for no period at the end of your sentence.
     
  10. Malcolm

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    you silly lol
     
  11. ToyCen428

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    I'm sure Space Ghost was just making a joke (a funny one at that) and wasn't trying to offend anybody. Geeze some people are overly sensitive.
     
  12. Cannonball

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    How long has it been since Clutchfans has had a spelling survivor contest? We might be overdue for another one. :D
     
  13. Harrisment

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    Without Breaker of course.


    :p
     
  14. Breaker

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    I sense the fear of losing strongly in your post... ;)
     
  15. SwoLy-D

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    Tell the people at your work you're trying to settle a dispute that is worth someone's life or death over grammatical or spelling errors on Clutchfans' BBS. :eek:
     
  16. Rule0001

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    There's a dead body in my back yard.

    No seriously, there is a dead body in my back yard.
     
  17. Lady_Di

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    I ate too much for Thanksgiving and my clothes won't fit anymore so I can't come to work in my jammies.
     
  18. stipendlax

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    "I'd like to come in, but I'd rather watch the Texans play on Monday night for the first time ever. K? Thanx."
     
  19. Master Baiter

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    Here are a few gems that I've used over the years:

    "I left the dome light in my car on and my battery is dead and I have no way of getting jumped until my wife gets back."

    "My wife's purse was stolen and it had both of our wallets in it so we have to get everything replaced today."

    I called and said I was in a car accident several days before I knew I was buying a new car.

    Someone said it before but it is the truth, diarrhea works EVERY time.

    So does the flu when it is going around. It's going around. I even got a different strain of it within a couple weeks of each other.
     
  20. Two Sandwiches

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    Take a personal day?
     

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