When your man starts acting like the neanderthal that he really is, that's when you know he loves you. We all hold the door, lift the toilet seat, go out of the room to fart, act like we like your friends, talk after we have an orgasm and watch movies we'd never watch if you were not there, if we are dating you and trying to impress you. Once we're comfortable in a boyfriend / girlfriend situation, it's on. When your man starts to change in some of those areas, you might have him hooked on you. Problem is....you may not like the dirty b*stard you wind up with.
Whats funny is how a lot of girls don't get this. An ex and I stayed friends after we broke up and she was talking to me about a guy she just met..."he's so nice", "he is always taking me out and wants to do whatever i want", "he will try something new with me", "he wants a family and something serious"..etc etc. Im just shaking my head and thinking...no crap! he wants to get laid!
And women fall for the guy who let's them cry on their shoulder (as their special friend), next thing you know...her special friend has her ankles around her ears.
And if they break up prematurely, he becomes the "guy who got away" to her. Lulz for unrealistic expectations on the next guy.
from my experience it is the female that sucks the most.. and please.. refrain from making crude jokes.. Lady Di, I can't believe you doubt a woman pulling something like this off.. If had a goal I wanted to achieve that required nearly flawless deception and manipulation, and had two people to choose from, that excelled at this "art".. one man.. one woman... I would pick the woman without hesitation. but here's why women suck most.. not only can they do polygamy, adultery and prosmicuity as well as a man.. with a drop of emotional drama and sheer insanity.. but also.. they have this innate ability to ruin relationships for no reason.. Not just any relationship, but the ability to ruin a MUTUALLY good thing, and I mean an exceptionally MUTUALLY good thing, by no other reason than self-imposed, self-fabricated, unfounded, baseless, "doubt".. brought to you by the insane process and inherited female flaw of.. "over-analysis". another way women suck the most.. they can take a jerk.. any one.. any two.. any three.. accept them as they are, and take them back if they screw up.. excuse them with a "just jerks, they can't help it" attitude.. and hold no ill-will towards them once it all ends.. however! when they find someone that is somewhat the anamoly, the exception, and away from the norm, that they find to be almost "perfect" for them.. in ever aspect.. and there's great love and all that good stuff beyond what they felt for any of those "jerks".. they'll nitpick the most trivial things.. and over-analyze the smallest, inconsequential stumble.. keep an emotional distance for the most crazy unfair reasons.. until they eventually push you away.. and give you the blame for disappointing them and hurting them.. for not being completely perfect.. yet for not fullfilling expectations you rose in them by being "perfect".. and other 'contradictions' via "over-analysis".. and for having the gall to be human and have feelings just like they do.. guys are just drones.. women are plain crazy.. and clueless to what they want.
Are you single? sometimes no one says a word, falling into a silence game that later defines itself when one of the two breaks the unspoken, unwritten vow. I was dating a girl for 2 months and she later heard a friend saying I joined my pals to an "escorts resort" trip to the Caribbean. Some @-hole detailed my voyage with a beautiful russian "Angel" and there you go, the rest is history. I said we never talked about exclusivity, blah,blah, blah. Anyway, the trip was worth it. The place was nice and now I`m single again! I might take a look again at www.charlisangels.com and see if they have the new line up ready. "single men only"
' It is funny isnt it? That girls expect some perfect guy that always puts her first and goes out of his way, all the time, for her. Which is fine and if you really love a chick you try your best, but there is a certain point where it just becomes unrealistic. Guys know that girls have their baggage and flaws despite the perfect front they put on at first. We accept it and realize its window dressing. Girls...?? they seem completely oblivious to that.
If he isn't a p***y or chris crocker, yes. If he IS a p***y, yes. just more patient and understanding right, and we all know what that FUN part is we're drawn to seriously, that really is a less attractive woman's saving grace, if she can enjoy herself. it piques curiosity in a guy for whatever reason... excellent post. people will cite "bitterness" probably, but facts are facts whether its from a stand up comedy act or emo song...IMO, men have been relatively the same for a while (drones) and its been women, who to their credit they fiercely go in protection mode about it, they've changed the most. Not that its bad since the suzie homemaker life isnt what all women strive for, but because of that we're still adapting. so now women and men both, we're just not as built for long term commitment and loving compatibility. in just a couple generations we've moved far away from what our grandparents were...doesnt mean its hopeless, just means were less likely.
I saw this quoted on the last page and back-tracked to find it. This is the first time I've opened this thread. Carrying on: Is this a serious question? Duh....I'm assuming you are referring to social settings, getting hit on, that sort of thing and not in a more professional setting, yes? If so, then, again: Duh. At least in 99.99% of given situations. People like to pretend that sex isn't as important as it is, but for men and women alike, well....it ain't like we want to sit around playing Monopoly as the ultimate way we display affection for one another.
Fact. I met a girl a week or so ago. Didn't think much of her 'til she went up to sing karaoke (which I generally find....mildly irritating at best) and quite literally channeled Janis Joplin (who I f*cking LOVE). I've never heard Bobby McGee sung live like she did it. Its not an easy song as it is, and to be able to sing it the way she did....needless to say I got her number. She's cool as hell, but I'm not attracted to her physically, which sucks, but damn....what a voice.
I saw RMTex and Jeff at RMT's show at the Big Easy. I was out with other friends because one of said friends was moving, so it was his going away party thing. Then I got completely bombed and stuffed a LOT of cash into women's g-strings until the wee hours of the morning. It was entirely worth it. Other than that, I've been a bit reclusive lately. Call me Friday.
You two need to just get a room... Now, regarding the topic, well, just because you're banging each other, doesn't mean you're together...Call me old fashioned, but the guy should ask and make it official...I mean, you don't want each other to be sleeping around with other people, unless that's how you roll...
