I dunno if this has ever been posted, or atleast been sent around in emails, but when hints were brought up this reminded me of it.
OK THAT IS IT, NO MORE HINTS! I WILL TELL HIM THAT I WANT TO HAVE HIS BABIES. (was that clear enough?)
Email sent a few weeks ago. Edit: My favorite is the common use by females of indefinite pronouns and general non-specific locative nouns. "It's in the kitchen" "It's over there" and of course the frequent use of "he" and "she" in discussions where there is no indication as to whom that personal pronoun is referencing.
hm.. that doesn't get what I meant across.. let me re-phrase.. 'makes the men unsure on how to react'.
Fatty, love you too, as always. Hey, I can't help it if your relationships with women cause you to tactlessly, and incorrectly, insult former wives of members here, to no purpose. And I'm sorry you don't have an owl. We don't always get what we want. Someone wrote that. Oh, and whatever a hipster these days happens to be, one thing it is not is a hippie.
UPDATE: For any of you who like novelas, I found out that I was dating a con artist last weekend. In a nutshell, I became my own P.I. after getting a funny feeling for several weeks. I found him at his "ex"'s house when he said he was at the hospital because his mom was sick and he later sobbed and begged me to not leave him. He was all hitting himself. He gave me some b.s. story about why he was with back with her. I didn't buy the story so I had contacted her on facebook next day to hear her story. She didn't know that it was me who was at her house at that time and i had left when i saw him coming outside because i was so furious. I had told him that to come outside and he lied to her saying he had to go home. So me and her had a real nice chat. Turns out, he was playing us both...i was basically his other woman. They had broke up when she found out he was talking to me back in May when he said they were already broken up last year. He convinced her to get back with him in end of July. She said she spoke with a girl on his cell and found out that he had a fiancee who he was with for 7 years on the same night that I busted him. Everything he fed me was LIES and I CAN'T believe that he had a decency to go to my house and lie to my parents. They all loved him. He already met my extended family and everything. I met his. Everything that led me to believe that I was really his woman. I would have known if I was just some girl to him but no he was SO good at spending time with me which was a lot. I am just shocked at how a person can do that to someone. I have not been so mad at the fact that it was easy of him to dupe me. He is a really good manipulator. I just can't believe that I didn't see this coming and didn't follow my intuition. Never ever had happened to me before. He could have told me that they were back together but no he didn't want someone else to have me. Selfish b*stard. He STILL texts me asking for my forgiveness and now he is saying he is leaving town because it is a negative place to stay and needs my forgiveness, which is another of his schemes. This guy is a piece of **** who is ****ed up in the mind. So guys, if you are cheating on your woman...stop. It is not worth it and you ultimately will hurt her and the other woman who thinks she's your woman. Get out of the relationship that caused you to cheat in the first place. Women, always follow your intuition which is our guide in this life. What a ****ing mess I got myself into...
So, what are you doing next weekend? Just kidding...that really ****ing sucks. Assholes like that give guys a really bad name. One of the worst parts of my breakup is that my ex thought I was cheating on her, which I definitely was not. Good luck with everything and please remember not all guys are ****bags like that guy.
Damn that sux. If it makes you feel any better. I was at Liquid this friday watching a friend spin and who happens to show up. Yes, cute 60's DJ chick. She was standing right next to me!! I choked bad and didn't say anything. After a few Vodka tonics I was ready to make my move but she disapeared. Like all those scenster kats she showed up for a bit just to be seen. Untill next time.
woah...that blows. He is asking for forgiveness? tell him to rot in hell and that he had a small penis too This place is too negative? no kidding...he made it that way. But that really does suck. getting drunk at a bar and cheating is one thing...going though this whole elaborate scheme is another. But nice stalker...errrr PI work. This would have been a great "Cheaters" episode. Need a rebound romp?
Post a pic of yourself and I can verify without a doubt why he pulled that. Seriously, you should know by now with your participation at this place how a lot of guys are. All they care about is getting inside a girl's pants, especially one they find pretty. The harder they resist, the more of a challenge it is for them which turns them on even more. That sucks, though - glad you got out when you did and saw him for what he really is.
That really sucks. I have a couple friends who were duped like that, really made me mad. I know girls cheat as much as the guys do, but I guess just being a female sometimes makes you demonize guys. I only say this because I know if I posted a b****y "man, men really suck sometimes!" rant i'd get jumped on because a lot of women are cheaters too. That being said, most guys suck...