That's on him, whatever floats his boat. The mansion and the twenty year old chicks will be good enough for me, even at 80.
But, the alternative is 2 big-screens with gay p*rn to get it up, and no 20-something to stick it to. But, I agree that Hef's story is pretty depressing. I should hope my life would be more meaningful at 80 than this.
Yeah, that would probably be enough for me too, which is exactly my point. I’m just sayin’ I hope I never get to the point where I’m surrounded by 20-year old playmates and I still have to rely on gay p*rn and a case of Viagra to pitch a tent, ya savvy?
I like how you make it seem like he has to do that...as if its just part of the natural progression in sexuality.
I'd imagine a lot of people need viagra to keep a boner at 82 years old...if they're still alive that is.
She forgot to mention one thing: The 20+ year old playmate girls get horny by watching videos of me showering on a giant plasma TV.
Yea thats pretty gross. I would prefer watching some siamese midget twins menaging a goat if that doesn't get you going, nothing will.
Hey I made it to your signature. I'm honored. BTW, I was being serious in that quote. Remember "It's getting hot in here" and "Country Grammer" ?
If that part is even true, whatever floats his boat. If he likes a little meat whistle on the side, more power to him.
Please tell me you forgot to add this or this at the very least this I listen to even the most meaningless ramblings and i find his music to be terrible.
