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Ex-ex-girlfriend just texted me after a year and a half.... serious

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by paulftsk, Mar 14, 2014.

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  1. el gnomo

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    don't be jelly just because he's getting laid and you aren't.
     
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    ^^^ also, it doesn't matter what race she is. To you, she may as well be Martian because you'd be so unfamiliar with what to do with it.
     
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    exactly, people are saying it like it's a bad thing, odd.

    then again everyone with black hair/an ass/tanned skin is asian..right?

    :rolleyes:

    c'mon paulftsk apparently everyone wants a scandanavian blue eyed khalessi, pls deliver
     
    #123 Panda23, Mar 16, 2014
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    I just want to reiterate this: HE ACTUALLY CAME THROUGH BY GOING INTO HIS KITCHEN, GRABBED A LOAF OF BREAD, PUT THE ****ING LOAF OF BREAD NEXT TO HER, AND TOOK A PICTURE.


    [​IMG]
     
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    I bet he could do it! I'll rep him if he puts a loaf of bread on that, too!
     
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    bread is to cfans as spoon is to bodybuilding.com :rolleyes:
     
    #126 Panda23, Mar 16, 2014
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    He turns the valve a little...
     
    #127 v3.0, Mar 16, 2014
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    I'm sorry... what...?


    Lastly, the OP may've delivered, but clearly has problems with his vision... that girl is not white... and that ass it not an 8/10.... I'd say a six, at best...
     
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    Ok Hugh Hefner
     
    #129 Rox11, Mar 16, 2014
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    not very cleverly disguised 'guys I swear I'm not gay..please believe me'
     
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    I am racist towards all vietnamese except paulftsk. Thus my -3. (I also hate inuits)

    Wow, that is gross.
     
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  12. Hmm

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    Hugh Hefner generally seems to favor face and bust size over a woman's posterior....
     
    #132 Hmm, Mar 16, 2014
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    lol I can't believe he actually got a loaf of bread

    frucking OP mang
     
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    What? Show me where I said my ex is white. I smashed three white chicks the other day, if that's what you were referring to

    I could probably hook up with a white girl next weekend and do some other random bread thing on her if that's yalls fetish
     
    #134 paulftsk, Mar 16, 2014
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    Challenge is on!
     
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    Can we do Haribo gummie bears this time breh? They're my favs <3
     
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    credit to paulftsk for delivering

    now get back to her for the screamin' and creamin'
     
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  18. el gnomo

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    loooooooool
     
    #138 el gnomo, Mar 16, 2014
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    he's not gay.. even the title of thread states he's serious
     
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    well according to him he didn't say she was white, so idk whats the big deal, i mean he stuck a freaking breadloaf next to her and drew a dick on her c'mon mann

    well each to their own i guess LOL, bit curious about the inuits part doe
     
    #140 Panda23, Mar 16, 2014
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