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Ewing to play tonight???

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Faos, Apr 1, 2004.

  1. PeePz590

    PeePz590 Member

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    Ewing, Yea right. Good April Fools joke. I almost feel for this one
     
  2. Rasselas

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    yep. next year, we should have an unspoken policy that all of us should keep quiet, let the newbies flounder.
     
  3. SamFisher

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    My god....
     
  4. Tom Archer

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    Did you ever think that some people are having fun playing along with the joke? :rolleyes:
     
  5. Blatz

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    That's nothing compared to couple of other post. They were deleted in an attempt to keep the joke going. It was something about everyone being r****ded and GW Bush dead. Those post were a bunch of "junk".
     
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    i just thought because of the clavin murphy thing there won´t be this annual celebration day.... but again clutch you did a great job...


    anyone remember when clutch turned clutchcity.com into "spurscity", now that was weird....

    it kinda scares me how many members are buying this story and that this thread is actually 5 pages long...
     
  7. feishen

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    Happy April Fool's day
     
  8. annthuyn

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    LOL OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! that was a good one! Yall got me :D
     
  9. lalala902102001

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    I hope that we scratch Yao from the starting lineup and put Patrick in there tonight. Pat can play Shaq for 10 minute and wear him out and then Yao can come in and knock the Daddy out.

    In an unrelated news, I saw a man that was about 6'5" and wore a NYN #3 jersey being picked up by C. Dawson in a Limo this morning at Bush International.
     
  10. jo mama

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    after the press conference shaq said "im not scared of ewing" to which yoda replied "you will be...you will be".
     
  11. francis 4 prez

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    wish i could've been here for the Kobe or spurs events. those matters are even more serious than ewing playing for us (now stockton on the other hand, nothing could ever be more serious than that). this one definitely has the believability factor that's so crucial. like someone else said, if this wasn't april 1, i'd probably have my brains splattered across the apartment by now figuring jvg was really that stupid.

    last year's was impeccable. our biggest story of the year, devestating news, built in fan base who wouldn't know the site's history, perfect cover story with the mutombo elbow, perfect fake of espn i think it was (esbn?). there wasn't even a hint it was fake if you didn't know it was April 1 until steve started demanding to play power forward i think it was.
     
  12. vtkp99

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    How can they sign someone who is already under contract??

    Think about that and about today's date.
     
  14. Ra Ooh La La

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    HAHAHAHAHAHA ... This is an AWESOME post!
     
  15. Uprising

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    LOL, me too. I couldn't wait to see the gag for this year. I was wishing the Murphy ordeal was the april fools....it's so sad.

    BUT, this one was pretty damn good. Funny, how 610 is sort of adding to it by saying Ewing will be playing tonight.
     
  16. watashi315

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    You people are so dumb.... Can't believe most of you fell for this one.
     
  17. KaiSeR SoZe

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    LMAO HAHAH This happens every year!!!
     
  18. Wolfpaper

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    DON'T YOU GUYS REMEMBER TODAY IS APRIL FOOLS DAY, THERE IS NO WAY PATRICK EWING IS COMING BACK TO PLAY. DUH!!
     
  19. rockets-#1

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    Wow, haha! I can't believe some of you gullible fools fell for this. The second I saw it, I knew it was crap, didn't even partly believe it for a second. The bad timing of the Calvin thing and having it posted on the front page just a few days before April 1st prepared me for this.

    Props to Clutch though on a funny idea.
     
  20. SamFisher

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    NO YOU ARE WRONG, IT SAYS IT ON THE FRONT PAGE. I AM POSITIVE THAT HE IS PLAYING.
     

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