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Evil Things You Would Have Done

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Major Malcontent, Mar 17, 2006.

  1. fadeaway

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    Chad -- LOL.. those are freaking hilarious, man. Especially the last one. :D :D :D
     
  2. Rocket River

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    I would likewise be . . unavailable

    djharris
     
  3. JuanValdez

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    Man, 3814, you are one smooth operator. With moves like that, I can't believe you struck out with the ride-ride chick.
     
  4. dskillz

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    That would be something. But the more I look back, the more that I see that she was just hanging out with me so that she could give me the sad story and get money from me. So when she got the promise of help, I was out of mind, until today when I am sure to get a call in an hour or two. She gets the money, probably won't hear from her again until something else goes wrong.
     
  5. Miguel

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    I called someone that was expecting a call that he didn't want once.
     
  6. Lil Pun

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    I would've kicked Glenda the Good Witch's ass. She puts the red slippers on Dorothy and the Wicked Witch of the West shows up and wants them. All Dorothy had to do was give them to her and she would've made it to Emerald City without the apples, monkeys, and poisonous flowers. But no, the Good Witch tells the Wicked Witch this is where the slippers are and will stay. The Wicked Witch then gets pissed and promises to get Dorothy and then vanishes. Afterwards, Glenda tells Dorothy of her uncertainty and actually has the nerve to say it seems Dorothy has made a very bad enemy in the Wicked Witch. b**** they would've been cool had Dorothy just given up those ugly ass red slippers but no you have to instigate I mean it's not like they were some Jordans or something.
     
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    dskillz-

    I won't offend any other posters here, but you know what kind of girl this is.

    Play her twice as hard as she's playing you.
     
  8. Kam

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    Arson. Fire. I want to set fire to somebodys house. I want to flatten their tires. When i drive next to them I want to bump them on the side and have them fish tale.


    I want to jack up people's credit report.

    This girl wants me to deliever make up to her. And sometimes, she pisses me off. So I want to stick some makeup up my ass, and give it to her. I'm also thinking of making babies on her make up, and then giving it to her.


    Tell somebody to meet me somewhere, and not show up at all.
     

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