I have the ability to see where the line is in a conversation and then completely go over that line. I have a knack for saying **** that probably shouldn't be said.
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Ooo I have another one! I have the amazing ability to get free t-shirts at events where they throw them out to the crowd. Concerts, club events, raves. I always think 'what are the odds I'll get one AGAIN' but it never fails. One goes right in my direction, right over the hands of the guy in front of me, arcs perfectly and I grab that shirt out of the air like TO w/out the attitude. And I'm talking about events where it's usually at least 200 - 1000 people. The only place that nullifies my power are basketball games! My time will come...[evil laugh]
My superpower is the lack of awknowledging when girls are checking me out or hitting on me until its too late
Being able to read people relatively well.. which means I either have to ignore things or overanalyze them (analyze more than most, b/c most don't see them). I do some of both.
