Dude, even the desired response seems pretty wrong to me. Unless you were making some joke about how close Angelina and her brother were, like at the Oscars that one time.
in college i dated this one girl whose parents were moving to georgia at the end of the semester and it was likely she was gonna go too. and i knew we had to talk about it at some point. then on the phone she brings up the topic and wants to talk about how we should handle our relationship. at the time it had been about 3 months and i was really digging this girl and didn't want to lose her. next thing you know, i say, "let's make the most of it while you are here. i want to be with you until you leave, if you leave. besides, it's not likely either of us are gonna fall in love, right? if you leave, we'll get over each other in a couple weeks." she broke up with me right then and there. want to know what the pisser was? she never left.
"Zery intehrestink. Zis vas clearly a deerect link to zee subconscious lust you feel for your fahzer, who vas stronk like zee metal to your young boy self."
About 10 years ago, I went to the funeral of the mother of a casual friend of mine. I'm basically a quiet guy, so I'm not too crazy about public events. When I spoke with him, he thanked me for coming. I stammered: "I'm glad to be here..." Lord, I felt like a total jerk.
Oh man I forgot the single most funny/disturbing thing I ever said. When I was a young lad, around 7 or 8 years old I was watching a movie that I wasn't allowed to watch while the parents were away. The movie had the word horny in it and I thought it meant the same thing as love basically so the day after watching this movie my mom is in the kitchen cooking and I walk up to her and say "Can I have a hug?" then she proceeds to hug me and afterwards I say "Thanks, I needed that, I was horny." Stupidest. Statement. Ever.
you gotta keep this going.. next time you phone or see him and the conversation is ending either say it again or as it ends... jump in with i said Love ya last time.... it's your turn!!
When I was a little kid I called my brother a c___sucker after watching Bull Durham. I thought it had something to do with a rooster. My mom was standing right there. It wasn't good.
In one of my Cub Scout meetings (that took place in the basement of a church) I yelled really loud at another kid "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" The scout master that was the minister didn't like that very much.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!! God that was funny. Kind of reminds me of a kid in my mother's kindergarten class who hugged her and said to her "I can feel your hooters." My mother was not amused.
One of my fellow grad students was giving a presentation in front of the whole department. (Actually, I was in charge of the presentations that night and really wanted to make sure they went smoothly; I had wanted to hear him do a run-through, but he said he'd practiced already.) Anyway, after dressing up and doing this fancy presentation, he concluded it with, "Well, I've about shot my wad for the night."
