Ever had your rectum eaten by an eel?

With friends like that, who needs enemas?

 

What a sad way to die. How would you like to be shoved up someones ass and only smell s*it in pitch dark? Poor poor eel.

 

"In the 60's I made love to many different women, often outside, in the rain and mud. It's possible that an eel may have slipped in there once or twice. There'd be no way of knowing. "

Sincerely,

Spoiler

Creed Bratton

 

no doubt!! what a *****ty day for him!

 

This reminds me of the candiru: http://www.damninteresting.com/the-terrifying-toothpick-fish

At least you live through that, though.

 

Chinese attempt to one-up Richard Gere urban legend?