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Ever had your rectum eaten by an eel?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by DonnyMost, Apr 30, 2010.

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  1. Nero

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    Awwww..


    Great Googly Moogly!!
     
    #21 Nero, Apr 30, 2010
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  2. ima_drummer2k

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    And I thought Kit-Kat bars were bad...
     
    #22 ima_drummer2k, Apr 30, 2010
  3. GRENDEL

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    photo of the people involved...
    [​IMG]
     
    #23 GRENDEL, Apr 30, 2010
  4. VanityHalfBlack

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    There some women who need to shove some of that stuff into their you-know-what??? Clean all that clutter and junk that's been sittin up there...
     
    #24 VanityHalfBlack, Apr 30, 2010
  5. Invisible Fan

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    These guys will set off the next Hollywood enema craze.
     
    #25 Invisible Fan, Apr 30, 2010
  6. Harrisment

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    wut? :confused:
     
    #26 Harrisment, Apr 30, 2010
  7. Surfguy

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    The eel lived and had a huge meal.

    Poor eel my ass. Wait...no...not my ass!
     
    #27 Surfguy, Apr 30, 2010
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    2 pages and no mayzar jokes. You guys are slippin'!
     
    #28 J-Mac, Apr 30, 2010
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    im calling bull**** on this story. why would an eel eat his bowels? eels dont eat human flesh. and i would think the eel would be more concerned about breathing to stay alive than to eat some bunghole.
     
    #29 Cokebabies, Apr 30, 2010
  10. DonnyMost

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    Eel probably got a little pissed off about being in some dude's butthole and decided to bite his way through. Then homie probably bled to death. Eels are pretty vicious.
     
    #30 DonnyMost, Apr 30, 2010
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    Just to recap today's visual images on the BBS... old Chinese dude gets his ass torn apart by an eel, and some hick looking English boy porking his granny.
     
    #31 moestavern19, Apr 30, 2010
  12. Nero

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    Yes.

    This has not been a Good Friday.
     
    #32 Nero, Apr 30, 2010
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    What a horrible way to die.
     
    #33 TheRealist137, Apr 30, 2010
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    great googly moogly...
     
    #34 seclusion, Apr 30, 2010
  15. seclusion

    seclusion rip chadwick

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    curse you!
     
    #35 seclusion, Apr 30, 2010
  16. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    Aw, you guys!
     
    #36 Xerobull, Apr 30, 2010
  17. tmoney1101

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    You see that Asian swamp eel...now stick it up my a**, push it in and out at a medium pace....
     
    #37 tmoney1101, Apr 30, 2010
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    don't order eel in china
     
    #38 worzel gummidge, Apr 30, 2010
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    #39 Bojangles, Apr 30, 2010
  20. BMoney

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    Not since college.
     
    #40 BMoney, Apr 30, 2010
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