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Eva Longoria is single

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by vwiggin, Oct 1, 2006.

  1. macalu

    macalu Member

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    chubby chaser. ;)
     
  2. Saint Louis

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    Hollywood makeup artists can turn many an average woman into a glamour queen. Remove the makeup and most look like the so-so neighbors wife.
     
  3. across110thstreet

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    looks like she will have to remove the tattoo of Parker's initials from her snatch...
     
  4. bladeage

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    ROFL i didnt know Eva used to be a mime.

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  5. RunninRaven

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    Or she could just use it as a reminder of what she is supposed to do with the white papery stuff next to her in the bathroom stall.
     
  6. Mordo

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    Tony Parker is sayings things are fine.

    http://www.mysanantonio.com/sports/stories/MYSA100206.1D.spurs.2e77cdf.html

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    Parker also said his personal life is in order. Contrary to reports that he and actress Eva Longoria had ended their relationship, Parker said Sunday they are still dating.

    "Everything's fine," he said. "A couple stuff happened, but that's nothing. Everything is fine."
     
  7. The Cat

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    I know this isn't the point of the article, but three years? Wow, that's a really smart author. :) I really doubt it would've taken all that much research... ;)
     
  8. Xerobull

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    Lloyd: What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together?
    Mary: Well, that's pretty difficult to say.
    Lloyd: Hit me with it! I've come a long way to see you, Mary. The least you can do is level with me. What are my chances?
    Mary: Not good.
    Lloyd: You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?
    Mary: I'd say more like one out of a million.
    [pause]
    Lloyd: So you're telling me there's a chance.
     
  9. pirc1

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    If you win the lotto five years in a row you could pull that much money. :)
     
  10. Flamescreen

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    Also check the last pick of that page for why she didn't use to be. Amazing how people change, aint it?
     
  11. c1utchfan925

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    wow i would still tap that. lol
     

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