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There is a birth defect where a child is born without an anus so it is possible. I think without surgery they don't live for very long as getting rid of waste is as important as taking in food for survival.
I was in an elavator one time, and it was like 6 people in there but only one chick.. So as we're going up you hear a little ripple of a fart but nobody did anything. I wanted to laugh so freaking hard!!! But I just stood still.. But everyone knew who it was, because the chick turned as red as blood... Good times, good times..
Nothing wrong with crop dusting.... but c'mon, she out to know she has to move around and not stay in one place...and DENY, DENY, DENY
same here. Was in a an elevator with my buddy and this cute chick was in there with us. All of a sudden we heard a loud squeak. I knew it wasn't my friend cause guys don't fart like that, and it wasn't me. She quickly looked at us all embarassed, covered her mouth (as in OMG) and started saying "sorry sorry." She then started to laugh and say "I cant believe i did that" and etc. We were like "its ok" At least it didn't smell though cause we were all going to the 10th floor.
A fart story... When I was at a convention about 15 years ago, one of the other reps in the company that we worked for and I had gone out drinking in Las Vegas. We wound up at a Denny's at 2 am. It was kinda empty in there and the sales rep had to rip one. Dude doesn't even get up from the table to do his business. Right about the time the dude stops playing his butt bugle, a really fat chick walks in the door. I looked over at the guy and said "Dude, you are gonna have come up with a new mating call."
She should try something like this: <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8-p2In9Keio?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8-p2In9Keio?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>
This is the funniest thread I've read here in a minute. I gotta rep the OP for starting a Friday with this. :grin: :grin: :grin:
Crazy that you brought this up, I found out about this recently. I was smashing some 40's with a buddy and he started talking about his ex. Well, I found out his ex got a kid with her new man and this kid was born without one. He told me the doctor literally had to carve/cut an a**hole for the kid. I was buzzed at the time and felt like a douche for laughing about it. I take ***** for granted sometimes I guess.
so....she was insulted.....that he took offense...at her farting in his general direction??? (and girls don't fart).
If you're genuinely interested or attracted, I'd think an embarrassing moment like this would seem like a good opportunity for a stronger connection; long or short term.
