What is the proper thing to do at this point? Backstory to follow. I was at my usual Thursday bar for some wind down action when one of my friends is up and dancing to the music. She is an attractive blonde femme with good hygiene, used to be fat so she is really nice on top of being very beautiful. Earlier in the night my Bird told me that the girl in question had been feeling a bit rancid in the belly, so they might leave early. Lo and behold both my woman and her friend stay the whole night, but then things get out of hand. As she is dancing around she begins to fart...I suspect to the beat. These farts are not audible due to the music however the smell...LAWD have mercy the smell. Think of rotting trash with a bit of poo mixed in. Anyways the reason I propose this is because some random man comes up to her and basically tells her to quit farting, at which point she gets ultra embarrassed and runs off crying. Was he right or wrong? Honestly, I really thank him. It was all time bad. I went to an all boys school so I have been exposed to, and participated in, pretty raucous fart wars...but this odor was seriously a fluke of nature.
Doesn't matter if you're a dude or a chick, if you're ripping ass on the dance floor get the hell out.
She just kept farting and dancing thinking her **** didn't stink? Yeah the guy had the right to ask her not stink up the joint. Seriously, dancing on a thursday? Shouldn't she be in the kitchen or cleaning?
Seems a bit rude since she's a women. I would've just walked away and danced somewhere else if I was that random man. But boy did he must do you a big favor! Being surrounded by hot sweaty people mixed with hot stinky farts sounds like a deadly combo.
You should pull a Yao Ming on the floor and walk in grimace towards the locker room, oh wait, to the men's room.
he was rude but i understand. she shouldve blown ass somewhere else and then danced. most girls i know try to get it all out in the toilet.
Females fart. It's nature. Should they do it publicly? Nope. Should MEN do it publicly? No. (*%#($ my dad still says: Back when I was still living at home, and we smelled something nasty, we looked at my dad weird... and his first response was: "Why do you all look at me? Maybe it was also your mother? She has an _ssh_l_, too! " :grin: Well, he has a point. Any smart woman would have been: "WTF, you a-hole?!?!? It wasn't me!!!!" and stood her ground, but... that dude was SMART-ER. Well done by "the dude." "Opinions are like _ssh_l_s. Everybody has one." - name that movie (difficulty: moderate, punk ) EDIT: Lil Pun gets the square. - Dirty Harry in "The Dead Pool."
It sounds like you got what you were looking for. I am impressed though that the woman could fart in time with the music.
I agree with this guy right here... Girls are only suppose to be pee.... I laugh my ass off when someone rips ass and no one can figure out who it is...
It's not easy, but depending on what you've had for dinner and/or what kind of gas reserves you have, it can be done. Trust me. Anyway, something about this story doesn't make sense. If the farts weren't audible, how do you know it was her? Was she the only one on the dance floor? No, she couldn't have been because a guy came up to her and told her to stop farting. Even though the farts weren't audible, he KNEW it was her. Doesn't make sense.
