[Etiquette] A male shaking a female's hand

I kiss all women on the cheek. I'm latin so I can get away with it.

 

I shake hands with guys who offer a hand. I don't leave them hanging. That is rude. If he's a family friend, I give him a hug. I'm mexican, yall!

 

You spit on your palm, and then you offer your hand.

If she shakes your hand, then she's a keeper.

 

Maybe they were not old-fashioned, but more hip. Go with the "dap" or "high five" next time.

 

You should upgrade to the Texas Titty Twister.

 

well you were half right. My bones were jumped. By security after she screamed sexual harrassment!!

 

Everyone knows the correct way to shake hands (with guys and girls) is to tickle their wrist with your middle finger during the shake. mmhmm

 

Word! I'm very unconformable with strange women kissing me on the cheek, or rubbing their face on me. WTF, I don't know what diseases you have, so keep your mouth away from me. I personally think a handshake is enough, but if you much have body contact, I can do hug too ( I don't like hugs because sometime I put my hand in the wrong place, and they get the wrong idea). But no kissy kissy!