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ESPN sources say Clippers lobbying DeAndre Jordan to reverse his decision to join Dallas

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by Amel, Jul 8, 2015.

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  1. ibm

    ibm Member

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    wow, all this saga, can you say

    c-h-i-l-d d-i-s-h?

    LOL
     
    #981 ibm, Jul 8, 2015
  2. sugrlndkid

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    Lol...its just not the front court (see CP3, Rivers dad and kid...)
     
    #982 sugrlndkid, Jul 8, 2015
  3. donkeypunch

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    Yeah, he seems like an a.d.h.d dummy on and off the court. Maybe thats why cp3 has a problem with him. There is only so many times you can yell at someone before it gets redundant.

    Captain Jackass actually has a good point about attracting FA's there if he signs. If he doesnt sign it decimates any chances of them ever getting anybody. Looking beyond this year and moving forward- Im all aboard the Deandre to LA Campaign.
     
    #983 donkeypunch, Jul 8, 2015
  4. ScolaIsBallin

    ScolaIsBallin Member

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    This just keeps getting better.
     
    #984 ScolaIsBallin, Jul 8, 2015
  5. Nook

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    I am picturing....

    Mark Cuban, all Marlon Brando from Streetcar Named Desire, standing and pacing in Jordan's front yard screaming: "DeAndre! deAndre! We could of been a contender!"

    DeAndre is hiding under the sofa with the lights out whispering to Doc Rivers "I think he sees us!" With his ass sticking up in the window... and Chris Paul shaking his head sitting in a Mattress Mac recliner mumbling "Sign you big dummy so I can treat you like garbage again for the next five years."
     
    #985 Nook, Jul 8, 2015
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  6. Hakeemtheking

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    Totally agree. Without giving him enough space to even breathe, they are actually treating Deandre like a child. This is getting cheesey.
     
    #986 Hakeemtheking, Jul 8, 2015
  7. burnshroom

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    In a few days when I stop laughing and crying, I will have to do something with Photoshop on this...

    It is a MUST!!!!
     
    #987 burnshroom, Jul 8, 2015
  8. gfromda713

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    haha where does deandre live, or if someone has a video of Cuban throwing a tantrum outside his house that would be priceless.
     
    #988 gfromda713, Jul 8, 2015
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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I'm told that DeAndre Jordan won't even take a phone call from Mark Cuban or Chandler Parsons.</p>&mdash; Tim MacMahon (@espn_macmahon) <a href="https://twitter.com/espn_macmahon/status/618952484912939008">July 9, 2015</a></blockquote>
    <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
     
    #989 zcarenow, Jul 8, 2015
  10. zcarenow

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    Pearland
     
    #990 zcarenow, Jul 8, 2015
  11. Rokman

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    God himself couldn't have written this script any better!

    Rockets crush Mavericks in 1st Rnd with Parsons hobbling off the court after a full season of BS from the media about how much better the Mavs had become than the Rockets. Next, Rockets go into full ClutchCity mode on Clippers in the second round to make it to the WCF. Now, the Mavericks AND the Clippers are in Houston having the ultimate bizarre stand-off over Houston's own DeAndre Jordan. We are getting front row seats to about the most unbelievable offseason fiasco in the history of the NBA with the guys all here to watch. This is so F'ing GREAT!!!! :grin: :grin: :grin:

    Media has so much to write about this. This will keep them going through the summer!
     
    #991 Rokman, Jul 8, 2015
  12. The Hunted

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    Either his signature or his brains will be on that contract by midnight.
     
    #992 The Hunted, Jul 8, 2015
  13. BlastOff

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    I want to see that first game between Clips and Pricks.

    Is it too early to burn his would-have-been Dallas jersey?
     
    #993 BlastOff, Jul 8, 2015
  14. flamingdts

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    Is Dan Fegan getting ****ed?

    Good, cause that guy is a snake who has way too much power in this league.
     
    #994 flamingdts, Jul 8, 2015
  15. RocketsJumer

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    This is too hilarious to believe!
    <iframe src="//giphy.com/embed/Hc0EtR875UQkE" width="480" height="340" frameBorder="0" style="max-width: 100%" class="giphy-embed" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe>
     
    #995 RocketsJumer, Jul 8, 2015
  16. CCity Zero

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    Man, Cuban just missed out on signing Lin for max... Lol
     
    #996 CCity Zero, Jul 8, 2015
  17. Crashlanded19

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    Pure Comedy

    [​IMG]
     
    #997 Crashlanded19, Jul 8, 2015
  18. Snow Villiers

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    Are there cameras outside of Jordan's house? ESPN loves this kinds of stuff.
     
    #998 Snow Villiers, Jul 8, 2015
  19. Joe Fan

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    Dallasfan is none too happy

    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">**** the <a href="https://twitter.com/NBA">@NBA</a>.</p>&mdash; Geoff Eneman (@GeoffEneman) <a href="https://twitter.com/GeoffEneman/status/618850719689355265">July 8, 2015</a></blockquote>
    <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Cuban should sue NBA, Clippers. Why not? <a href="https://t.co/SBDM1BKoAg">https://t.co/SBDM1BKoAg</a></p>&mdash; Geoff Eneman (@GeoffEneman) <a href="https://twitter.com/GeoffEneman/status/618857162312298496">July 8, 2015</a></blockquote>
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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/thelonghorns12">@thelonghorns12</a> nope. Pretty much just the NBA in general. Worst professional league by far.</p>&mdash; Geoff Eneman (@GeoffEneman) <a href="https://twitter.com/GeoffEneman/status/618856254350344192">July 8, 2015</a></blockquote>
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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The <a href="https://twitter.com/LAClippers">@LAClippers</a> have a piece of **** Okie and now a lying piece of **** aggy. They've moved past the rockets on my hate list.</p>&mdash; Geoff Eneman (@GeoffEneman) <a href="https://twitter.com/GeoffEneman/status/618941763101704192">July 9, 2015</a></blockquote>
    <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I hate the <a href="https://twitter.com/NBA">@nba</a>. <a href="https://t.co/Quywm28p0Y">https://t.co/Quywm28p0Y</a></p>&mdash; Geoff Eneman (@GeoffEneman) <a href="https://twitter.com/GeoffEneman/status/618948695665475585">July 9, 2015</a></blockquote>
    <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/polisciman75">@polisciman75</a> can someone photoshop Silvers face on a tampon box? Please</p>&mdash; Geoff Eneman (@GeoffEneman) <a href="https://twitter.com/GeoffEneman/status/618951412270010368">July 9, 2015</a></blockquote>
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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I hope <a href="https://twitter.com/deandrejordan6">@deandrejordan6</a> gets injured. <a href="https://t.co/IcxOS1sMfy">https://t.co/IcxOS1sMfy</a></p>&mdash; Geoff Eneman (@GeoffEneman) <a href="https://twitter.com/GeoffEneman/status/618952911582695424">July 9, 2015</a></blockquote>
    <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
     
    #999 Joe Fan, Jul 8, 2015
  20. sugrlndkid

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    Someone with some time, should create an IMDB for this EPIC movie...
     
    #1000 sugrlndkid, Jul 8, 2015
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