[ESPN] Parsons: DeAndre & Matthews best 5/2 to play with

It's ****ed up, but also funny that Parsons tried to feed Jordan all the BS that you know Cuban fed him last year.

 

I can almost see the teary eyed Parsons just sitting there saying this. Gotta love it.

I also laugh at the image of Mark Cuban getting ignored while he was in Houston. I bet he was so freaking mad HAHA.

 

It's shocking. During his time in Houston, he seemed like a really down-to-earth guy, but it appears likely this didn't come out of nowhere. He's always been a douche but his douchebaggery was held in check by Harden and Howard. Yes, he and Cuban are perfect for each other.

 

So Parsons left Houston to go be a superstar (lol) and have his own team in Dallas... yet he wanted Deandre to come and basically take over the team next year?

Also... it's just crazy that Parsons really believes he's a star player. He believed the **** that Cuban fed him. Deandre almost did, but then realized he's Deandre Jordan and not Wilt ****in Chamberlain.

And lastly... could Parsons have sucked Cuban's dick any harder in that interview? Give me a break.

 

That's my favorite image that keeps coming into my head during all of this. I can just imagine Cuban in his limo wearing his cheap suit or a goofy ass Mavs shirt and jeans making call after call to DeAndre only to get sent to voicemail time and time again. Finally, Mark erupts and begins to punch his seat with this ridiculous angry face.


How sweet it is!

 

LOL Parsons!

Maybe he's right, maybe Jordan realized he is in fact a role-player. That's something Parsons is in denial about himself.