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[ESPN] - New meaning for Milk Money

Discussion in 'Other Sports' started by Stack24, Aug 25, 2005.

  1. Stack24

    Stack24 Contributing Member

    Jul 15, 2003
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    Just wondering on what real grounds the club could do this. What did he honestly do wrong....was it the whole betting thing?


    Got milk? An unidentified Florida Marlins batboy does.

    After the batboy was suspended six games for accepting a dare from Los Angeles Dodgers pitcher Brad Penny, a former Marlin, to drink a gallon of milk in less than an hour without vomiting, the Milk Processor Education Program wants to compensate him. The group is offering the batboy $500, the original prize of the dare, along with any lost wages from the suspension as long as he promises to drink the recommended three glasses of milk a day (just not all in one sitting).

    In addition, the Fort Myers Miracle, the Minnesota Twins' Single-A affiliate in the Florida State League, have offered him an honorary batboy position during their game Monday night against the Tampa Yankees.

    "Similar to a rehab stint, we want to help this kid stay on top of his game," Miracle GM Steve Gliner said. "Instead of crying over spilt milk, we decided to offer him the honorary post."

    All kids 14 and under will receive a pint of milk upon entering the stadium. The Miracle will also have a cow at the front gates and literature will be passed out on the importance of drinking milk. Empty milk cartons will be placed around the ballpark, so fans can donate money to the out-of-work batboy.

    The offers come in the wake of a Miami Herald report Wednesday that the Marlins suspended the unidentified batboy for the team's upcoming six-game homestand against the Cardinals and Mets from Aug. 28 through Sept. 4 for accepting the dare Sunday.

    Penny told the paper the boy drank the milk and didn't throw up, but didn't finish the gallon in the allotted time frame to win the dare.

    "It's kind of ridiculous that you get a 10-game suspension for steroids and a six-game suspension for milk," Penny told the Herald.

    "It's ridiculous that they worry about stuff like that. It shows they [the Marlins organization] don't know anything about the game. That kind of stuff goes on everywhere. It didn't affect the way he worked, the way he did his job," he said.
  2. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Member

    Dec 8, 1999
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    Weren't all sports figures doing the whole milk mustache thing a few years back?

    That Settles it, Penny is dead on, its time for another Congressional Investigation, and with PETA leading the cheers this is sure to create a media ruckus that will make the OJ Simpson trial look like an AFL-CIO board meeting.


    go america.
  3. PhiSlammaJamma

    Aug 29, 1999
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    That ball boy might have just won us the wildcard.
  4. drapg

    drapg Member

    Mar 18, 2002
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    Quote. Of. The. Year.

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