I used to live in the apartments behind the strip center off Westheimer across from Babydolls and there were LOTS of hookers and escorts that lived there, among other seedy characters. Anyway, one of the people I met was an actual madam. She always had hookers at her place. They were decent looking and if you saw them on the street or in a store you'd never know the gave it up for money. Somehow I and my friends ended up hanging out with them over time, just drinking and smoking....no sex. One drunken night at about 3am we looked into the possibiltiy of getting one to come over for some "fun", but she wanted like $200 a pop per person. Since no one wanted the other's sloppy seconds we just got even more drunk. Good times.
Fattyfat b*stard told me that your not paying for an hr perse but more like 1 pop in 1 hrs time. If you pop in 2 min she's gone.
What if you're going at it, don't want to pop and say stop...but she doesn't because she'll be out of there in a few seconds. No means no, ladies!
You’re a mean one Mr. glynch You really are a heel. You're as cuddly as a cactus, And as charming as an eel, Mr. glynch! You're a bad banana, With a greasy black peel!
hahahahahaha hillarious seriously, if someone buys a ho for a hour, can he split it with his buddies 20 min each?
Yes, it's true...BUT once done with the gal you dudes have to do each other while she watches. Read the fine print.
Haha, rub one out before she gets there. Get your money's worth. I'd be watchin the clock man. 58 mintues...59 mintues...59 minutes 1 second, 59 minutes 2 seconds....59 minutes 50 seconds, it's go time!
I would imagine you would work that out with her beforehand. It probably wouldn't fly if you finish up in 20 mins and then a friend of yours appears out of nowhere to tag in.
Strange confession: When I was a nerd in college(I'm still a nerd) I wished that I had enough money to hire about 4 or 5 escorts... but not for sex. I just wanted them to be nude and giving me massages while I played video games, or watched basketball.
