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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by countingcrow, May 13, 2007.

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  1. Amel

    Amel Member

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    damn

    am I late

    this thread sounds promising
     
  2. Cohen

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    :D :D :D
     
  3. BroadwayBelm

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    thinkin about gettin an escort? Take that $200 throw it on the ground, whip it out, squeeze it out on top of the money, and pick that money up and put it back in your pocket.


    30 seconds later, you'll thank me.
     
  4. BigM

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    i had a friend who was engaged to a girl who worked as an escort but he had no idea.

    there used to be a line of spas called escape houston in various parts of the city and they had a website that showed all their girls with pics and info. anyway another buddy of mine used to browse the website pretty frequently and a bunch of us were at my place on the internet, checking out the ladies and who do we stumble on, but our friends' fiance in various extremely revealing pictures. shocking.

    one of his closer friends broke it to him and showed him the website and he ended it with her. pretty crazy. she used to buy him all kinds of stuff with her w**** money, though i forget what she said her fake job was.

    adding to that, me and my friend found his next-door neighboor in his apartment complex on the exact same site. she had all these nudes at the fountain by the galleria. actually a number of girls had pics from that location. me and my friend always crack up when we're in the area, there goes the w**** photoshoot.
     
  5. Mr. Brightside

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    whores need love too! :(
     
  6. BigM

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    i'm sure they get plenty of that. :)
     
  7. AntiSonic

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    No love just sex followed next with a check and a note that last night was dope

    :(
     
  8. vwiggin

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    In all seriousness, prostitution is still illegal and I'm shocked, shocked that you guys are talking about it as if you would actually try having sex with a ho.

    Having said that, if you must do it, make sure you check out a user review database like The Erotic Review. Sure, there are some fake reviews, but I think a lot of them are legit.

    I don't want anyone here showing up at some Motel 6 at 3:00 am and getting jacked by a fake ho and her midget pimp Peppy.
     
  9. Mr. Mooch

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    To be fair, a lot of times, I just don't give a sh
     
  11. ryan17wagner

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    All those girls are ho's! Some nappy-headed ho's!
     
  12. thadeus

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    Whether you're paying for sex or not, you still pay for sex.
     
  13. rrj_gamz

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    Word...oh wait...;)

    True...

    [​IMG]
     
  14. Mango

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    Pakistan: Country Reports on Human Rights Practices



    Prostitution was not legal. Most prostitutes were victims of either domestic or international trafficking and were held against their will. Police raided brothels during the year, but many continued to operate underground particularly in larger cities. ..........


    The law prohibits trafficking in persons; however, trafficking was a serious problem. All forms of trafficking are prohibited under the Prevention and Control of Human Trafficking, Ordinance 2002, and maximum penalties range from 7 to 14 years' imprisonment plus fines. The government arrested 513 suspected traffickers and prosecuted 179 under the ordinance during the year. The Federal Investigation Agency's (FIA) dedicated ATU had primary responsibility for combating trafficking. An Inter-Ministerial Committee on Human Trafficking and Smuggling coordinated federal efforts. The government assisted other countries with international investigations of trafficking.

    Although no accurate statistics on trafficking existed, the country was a source, transit, and destination country for trafficked persons. Women and girls were trafficked from Bangladesh, Afghanistan, Iran, Burma, Nepal, and Central Asia for forced commercial sexual exploitation and bonded labor in the country based on erroneous promises of legitimate jobs......


    Price of Promiscuity may be Death by AIDS

    Prostitution in China

    EGYPT: Minors sold for prostitution under guise of marriage
     
  15. Mr. Brightside

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    Since you have a full hour with the escort, what do you do if say you are finished after 15 minutes? Play Jenga or chess?

    What if you split the ho-time with 3 buddies. Like each buddy gets 20 minutes of go time. This would be kinda like splitting the pay per view fee for a boxing match.

    I bet the escort would be pissed, but then you would still be making full use of the hour.
     
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    Its all done in cash, so the government dosnt get any tax revenue out of it. Its a harsh world we live in.
     
  17. ima_drummer2k

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    I would assume that you would just cuddle.
     
  18. Faos

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    Or she puts on a strap on and makes you her b**** for 45 minutes.
     
  19. professorjay

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    Just make sure you're first.
     
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    Anyone ever read that article that in the coming years China will be 2:1 men. What happens is they are only allowed one child and the husband wants his name passed on so if they find out that it is a girl then they get an abortion. Well this has caused an unnatural ratio in male to female in the coming years.

    Anyway getting to my point. Pretty soon China is gonna have the richest prostitutes, because there is gonna be a lot of single men. Price and Demand. All them single men gonna have the demand for prostitutes very high so the price will go through the roof and a lot of ladies over there are going to have a big bank roll.
     

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