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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by countingcrow, May 13, 2007.

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  1. Kam

    Kam Member

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    six star thread.
     
  2. FranchiseBlade

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    It was funny. I wish I could remember the details. It was something like, she got there, and they argued over price, then somehow for some reason(maybe he went to the restroom.) she was alone in his room for a few minutes. When he got back, she said she was leaving because of the argument over money. Then right after that he realized that she had stolen the money out of his wallet.

    Some of those may not be exactly right, but that's the best I can remember. We really gave him hell for that, and laugh at him to this day.
     
  3. dockerland

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    The one he hired is indeed very hot

    Still $300 for an hour, I just couldn't bring myself to pay for it when it is so easy to get for free.
     
  4. Kam

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    i went to browse these chicks.

    some are actually nice.

    some are dogs.

    i like how they blur their face, but they have links to their personal website, and we can see their faces.

    way to go slick.
     
  5. Sooner423

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    She is smokin!! I might have to drive down to Houston and drop the $200 for her. :eek:
     
  6. Mr. Brightside

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    Everyone pays somehow.

    Dinner- 60 bucks
    Drinks-30 bucks.
    Movies- 20 bucks

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    110 bucks if you are lucky.. This is for a date, where you are not guaranteed a happy ending by any means.


    oh and later on if things go well: marriage is legalized prostitution basically.

    :)
     
  7. Invisible Fan

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    She has a handsome chin.

    You can still sign up for that Danish pornstar offer.




    The chick on the first page that is. Jules is indeed hot. You might want to ask your friend if he'd do it again and often. Some people get addicted off it.
     
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    Some aren't so bad. Good thing I have some morals to stop me from doing this.

    That or just plain lack of money.
     
  9. percicles

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    Like Mr. Brightside put it, in the end we all end up paying for sex.

    Have at it boy.

    If your worried about cops head to The Mens Club.
     
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    Just finished a monster sandwich in Montrose, thanks to this thread.
     
  11. Astro101

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    Isn't the whole point of the escort services is that you don't have to worry about the cops? You're paying for their "companionship" and not the sex per se. Though we know better.
     
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    OOOOHH I see. so im just paying for her time and when we do **** its because she likes me. ;)
     
  13. SWTsig

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    exactly.
     
  14. vwiggin

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    My favorite quote about escorts:

    You don't pay prostitutes to have sex with you. It's easy to get people to have sex with you. You pay prostitutes to LEAVE afterwards.
     
  15. swilkins

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    You are my hero. :)
     
  16. micah1j

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    Thats the ticket :D
     
  17. countingcrow

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    It'll always come down to a lack of money...

    ;)
     
  18. glad_ken

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    Miles: Sometimes you gotta say "What the F*ck", make your move. Joel, every now and then, saying "What the F*ck", brings freedom. Freedom brings opportunity, opportunity brings freedom. So your parents are going out of town. You got the place all to yourself.

    Joel Goodson: Yeah.

    Miles: What the f*ck.
     
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    If he calls her back then he will definitely be treading Joel Goodson territory. Just make sure she doesn't have Guido the killer pimp running her affairs.
     
  20. rrj_gamz

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    No stories, but hey, thanks for the link...;)

    I guess that is an easy way to get back in the game...I'll have to check that out...I wonder how much she keeps and how much she has to give to her pimp...
     

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