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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by countingcrow, May 13, 2007.

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  1. gfab-babyboi

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    this thread is hilarious .....funny thing is....women choose the first time she sees you if she gonna give you some or not, the trick is for you to know if she just wasting your time or if she planning to spread... cuz if she not spreading then why waste your time, you might as well be dating an nun.
     
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    ranch :confused:

    i was expecting...avoid the crabs
     
  3. Invisible Fan

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    I figure the dancers provide that like waiters grating cheese at Italian restaurants.
     
  4. Astro101

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    Back on topic, I came across this site, don't ask me how...

    For those of you fatcats who want to live out your fantasies with your fav p*rn star: www.bellamodels.com --obviously NSFW
     
  5. Yaozer

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    Damn are they expensive!!! I think I'll just stick to the gf scene.. those are cheaper and you can "mingle" with them multiple times
     
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    Whoa, whoa, whoa...you can "hire" THE Chasey Lain?!?!?!? And she's less expensive than a lot of the other girls?
     
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    Way Fat Cats.

    Why would anyone pay what amounts to a downpayment on a car for a temporary piece of poontang?
     
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    For some people that type of cash is throw away money.
     
  9. Lynus302

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    Screw that. Gimme Krystal Steal. gimmegimmegimme!

    She's hot. Not $15 THOUSAND DOLLARS hot, but still. She's hot.

    Did I mention she's hot?
     
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    I'm amazed at how few girls I know on there. I guess that's good for me.

    But I'd pay $10,000 for an 80's version of Honey Wilder.
     
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    Why did this make me a bit nauseous.
     
  12. peleincubus

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    well its not true. people make so many generalized statements like that but its not true.

    ive heard people say that they would ask out a women 20 times and they say no. but to end up a few years later being married.
     
  13. Smokey

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    He's referring to I think a chain e-mail that went out a few years ago. The premise is women have two ladders...the **** ladder and the friends ladder. When a woman first meets you, she makes an instant decision to put you on the **** ladder or the friends ladder. You can move up and down the **** ladder but if you're on the friends ladder you'll never get *****. You can move from **** to friends if you screw up but never the other way.
     
  14. FlyerFanatic

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    http://www.intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.html
     
  15. DaDakota

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    Unless you are on the friends ladder and treat her like dirt, which is an automatic upgrade to the **** ladder.

    :D

    DD
     
  16. mateo

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    From that aspd website that Cagey Veteran posted a long time ago on this site (and I think its been shut down since then), you need to get a girl that advertises "multiple bells".....then its just as much as you can get out of your one hour.

    Personally, I think prostitution should be legalized and controlled by the govt like it is in Amsterdam. I'm a big fan of higher sin taxes and lower property taxes.

    As far as me and hookers....um, I married an Irish-Italian. Garlic and Gaelic. She'd cut off my balls and then I'd disappear somewhere with one of her relatives. I'll pass.
     
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    It's funny cause it's true.
     
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    I came across this real ad and just had to find a place to post it and figured this thread was as good as any.

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