Well, at least I know that's one person on this Earth that I won't have to compete with for women. You and I have polar opposite tastes. My women are actually good looking.
You actually compete for women. You must be one of those guys that jitterbug around while a real dude comes and take your object of affection away from you. I bet you are a lonely dude.
Nah, I actually like to grind up on women while they walk to the bathroom, and pretend like they're dancing with me. Then, when they come back out of the bathroom, I hit them with a one-liner. The way I see it, if she's still not into me by that point, she's probably not the one for me anyways. And besides, who says my strategy with women leaves me lonely??
Damn it sorry guys for that pic, can someone delete that one and I'll replace it with a smaller one? My bad guys