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Erection Enhancers

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Realjad, Feb 22, 2008.

  1. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Member

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    Is it better than the Risotto? :confused:
     
  2. moestavern19

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    Tell her she has to squeeze your balls to inflate it.
     
  3. Rule0001

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    It's probably stress.
    Have you tried horny goat weed?
     
  4. Angkor Wat

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    LMAO @ all these intended puns.
     
  5. MadMax

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    it's like a shot of B-12
     
  6. Fatty FatBastard

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    God willing, hopefully this is the last lame Seinfeld reference ever on this board.
     
  7. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Let's make a deal. You never post after a drop of alcohol again and there will be no more Seinfeld references.
     
  8. Yaozer

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    What was the seafood that's supposed to get your horny?

    Have you tried eating before you do it? sometimes it helps.. I heard melons and tacos help.
     
  9. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    keep this thread up
     
  10. MoBalls

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    My neighbor works for Phizer (Viagra?) and told me that he could 'hook' me up. I told him that I didnt need it yet.

    Its amazing how all of flowers in the flowerbed stand straight up.
     
  11. Fatty FatBastard

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    I always find it humorous how happy you constantly say you are, yet how bitter your posts are.

    Quite telling.
     
  12. Deckard

    Deckard Blade Runner
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    With your moniker, I know who you have in mind.
     
  13. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Can I amend my request from "no more drunken posting" to "no more faux psychological analyses by a middle-aged attention w****"?

    K, thanks!
     
  14. MadMax

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    You're right, I should really take these erection threads more seriously.
     
  15. Pushkin

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    Have you tried Nairing your nads?
     
  16. thelasik

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    lawl. good one. :D
     
  17. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    If you don't, Fatty's gonna do to you what he did at fantasy camp:

    "Oh yeah. Well, he throws down his bat, he comes racing up to the mound. Next thing, both benches are cleared, you know? A brouhaha breaks out between the guys in the camp, you know, and the old Yankee players, and as I'm trying to get Moose Skowron off of one of my teammates, you know, somebody pulls me from behind, you know, and I turned around and I popped him. I looked down, and woah man, it's Mickey. I punched his lights out."
     
  18. Fatty FatBastard

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    I just find it ironic that you feel the need to comment on my drinking when I've made it clear that I've calmed down a bit. Meanwhile, you've stated that you go out to grab some drinks on a near nightly basis.

    But if it makes you feel superior to worry about my drinking to quell your own anxieties about the issue, have at it.

    BTW, I've no idea where you were going with the above post. Are you drinking right now?
     
  19. Ubiquitin

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  20. SwoLy-D

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    SEINFELD: Kramer punches Mickey Mantle reference. Nothing personal, I don't see how it is related, either. I'd like to see RM95's response. :eek:

    That was kind of harsh, RM95... do you know FFB personally? I'll step away now.
     

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