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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Realjad, Feb 22, 2008.

  1. Jeremiah

    Jeremiah Member

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    I recommend:

    http://www.thealarmclock.com/mt/archives/p*rn.png
     
  2. ling ling

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    Maybe a simple thing as a paper bag over her head may do the trick.

    If not, call the left hand with the right hand as backup. :p :eek: :eek: :cool:
     
  3. Major Malcontent

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    Woo boy...we aren't doing a very good job keeping the forum clean.

    You are better off seeing a doc than trying OTC stuff. That can be a sign of blood pressure stuff or other stuff that you don't want to mess around with.

    There can also be psychological factors. I would check with a Doctor. If you are willing to share with a buncha guys on a BBS, no reason not to check with your physician.
     
  4. lpbman

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    Start working out, with emphasis on cardio.

    First, it relaxes you, and second it improves blood flow to fun town.
     
  5. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    Honestly, that's not my penis pump baby.....
     
  6. xcharged

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    i found the erection dehancer
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  7. SwoLy-D

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    I sincerely thought this was a thread to make voting easier.

    Why can't dudes with with "erection problems" just admit the fact that their partner isn't hot? :rolleyes:

    "Here... take a pill... it will make your peepee LIKE the other person!" :rolleyes:

    Hey, realjad, maybe you SHOULD HAVE bought that scanner/printer combo I was selling. ;)
     
  8. fadeaway

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    I wood advise you but I can't seem to rise to the occasion.
     
  9. The Real Shady

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    At 21 you should be walking around with an erection like 90% of the time. So I don't know. Maybe you can try some Extenze..

    [​IMG]
     
  10. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    I don't know if you guys can keep this up.
     
  11. rezdawg

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    I think the amino acid supplement, arginine, can do some good things for you. Try taking it for a couple weeks, then see if you get any results.
     
  12. Royals Ego

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    thats what she said
     
  13. professorjay

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    Maybe it's all in your mind. You might be putting too much pressure on yourself.

    I also heard some ripe mangoes could do the trick.
     
  14. SwoLy-D

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    Stop thinking about BASEBALL or BASKETBALL when trying to "get it up." :rolleyes:

    You're putting too much thought into "OMG, is it going to work? Is he/she going to like me? Is this relationship going to last? Is she crazy like it says on her bracelet? Will she still be my cousin if we go through with this?" :rolleyes:

    Just do it. ;)
     
  15. Harrisment

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    Is this a girl you just started dating? I seem to have that problem the first month or so with a new girl and then it goes away. I think it's just nerves.
     
  16. thadeus

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    What's your job, and how many hours do you work?
     
  17. Fatty FatBastard

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    HAR!!!!!!! (maybe that will help.)

    I've recently discovered that I have an I.E.D. I wish there was a pill for that. They seem to occur every now and again.
     
  18. Rashmon

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    You might be gay.
     
  19. Yaozer

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    The more I think about this, the more ridiculous your situation seems.

    I mean I'm 22 and I get excited like a high school boy when I think of my gf.
     
  20. MadMax

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    have you tried eating a mango?
     

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