Didnt you realise that when it comes to watching sports with a female its a whole lot eaier to just agree with them....
Synergy's a back door man! Album: The Doors Song: Back Door Man wha, yeah! c'mon, yeah yeah, c'mon, yeah yeah, c'mon oh, yeah, ma yeah, i'm a back door man i'm a back door man the men don't know but the little girl understand hey, all you people that tryin' to sleep i'm out to make it with my midnight dream, yeah 'cause i'm a back door man the men don't know but the little girls understand all right, yeah you men eat your dinner eat your pork and beans i eat more chicken than any man ever seen, yeah, yeah i'm a back door man, wha the men don't know but the little girl understand well, i'm a back door man i'm a back door man whoa, baby, i'm a back door man the men don't know but the little girls understand
Also I think ZZ Top had the song "Back door love affair". And any song with Brownsville will work too.
and you can complete your homoerotic fantasy by cutting her hair short and binding her breasts. Maybe you can ask her to prance around the house in tighty whiteys, too.
synergy Good news & bad news. Good news: 1) You are not wrong. 2) There is no 2. Bad news: 1) She is not wrong (well, in her mind and probably 99% of woman) 2) She will never admit she is wrong (even if one day she realize that she is) 3) You will hear about this over & over again (and how wrong you are too). 4) This won't be the last time she'll pull this. 5) She won't be the last girl pulling this crap. 6) Do you really want to hear more? Your options: 1) Dump her. 2) Apologize to her but maintain that she was wrong 1st and that she got your emotions all riled up with her careless comments. 3) Apologize and say you are wrong (you'll forever be her b****). If you do decide to apologize, you have a lot of work ahead of you. You were wrong for ignoring her for so long in the other room. You were wrong for saying "don't let the door hit you on your way out". Very wrong and mean, that should only be reserved for when you are breaking up. Think about what is the relationship btw you & her, is it worth it? Do you really like her? Can you put up with this **** again when it happens again (it will happen again)? Good luck, living with a woman is not easy. You always have to give & take. Think really hard, is this something you are willing to take not just with this girl, but any other girl.
Sit down and explain to her what happened. You were bothered by what you saw her attraction to this guy. Tell her that you were upset when and was speaking emotionally. If she understands great. If she doesn't, repeat what you said to her on her way out last time. Bottom line, things won't be the same anymore.
I think it is funny that people get all pissed off about something so stupid. If that is the extent of your problems, then you do not have any. I also think it is funny that you say that you were not upset over what she said but if you reread your post it says you were getting pissed off. Also, if you think that she doesnt find other guys attractive then you are kidding yourself. Just like when you see a hot girl you are attracted to her, she is attracted to guys she thinks is hot. So why get all bent out of shape over it. On another note, if doing girls in the pooper makes me half gay then so be it. Female pooper action is well worth the half gayness.
Maybe I'm the only one, but I think I side with the girl on this. Although the first one is mildly funny, these two instances seem pretty rude on your part. Also, I don't think that her comment about Okafor equates to what you said about Christina. Pointing out a hot cheerleader or someone in the crowd might have been appropriate, but your comment was vulgar and offensive to her. In any case, you and Okafor have the beginnings of a beautiful Jerry/Newman arch-rival relationship brewing. "Newman!" "Okafor!"
Um, I don't know about that. Does this mean we have to call all hot chicks an aguilera? I'll pass....
