About pregnancy tests: Most pregnancy tests are not effective until after she's missed her period, because they test for the build up of progesterone, estrogen, and other hormones and biochemicals that are associated with pregnancy.... You can find some that test 'early' but I dont know how well that works or their testing methods. Just like IROC it said, besides 'the day' and that 48 hour window before and after, the highest probability for fertilization is the week after her period. So if you don't know her "schedule", now would be a good time to learn it. Another piece of advice before I crash out for tonight is this: Don't get all worried about it and stress each other out - stress really messes with a girl's timing - if either of you get worried, then it could possibly make her 'late' and then she'll get more worried etc etc etc. I know from personal scares in the past that it's hard to just be patient and not freak out and all that sometimes, but it helps a lot if you just chill. Also, in this situation, just remember, better late than pregnant.
Wow, threads about The Wonder Years, ground turkey, AND broken condoms...I need to start coming in during the weekends more often...
Harry Blackitt: No, no. I mean, because we are members of the Protestant Reformed Church, which successfully challenged the autocratic power of the Papacy in the mid-sixteenth century, we can wear little rubber devices to prevent issue. Very funny. Where is that from!!!?
Dude, Always remember that ejaculation is like a basketball player....... it dribbles before it shoots. DD
A urine pregnancy test will most likely be positive around the time of her scheduled period if she's pregnant. Anyway, it isn't easy to get a woman pregnant. A normal couple only has a 25% chance of getting the wife pregnant if they try everyday for a month. Sorry for the factoid. I just thought it might help relieve your stress.
By the way, I am by no means advocating unprotected sex. There are a lot of gruesome diseases u can get and obviously, there's the risk that u can end up getting the girl pregnant, etc.
During my long pre-marriage career, I got two girls pregnant, neither of which times I ejaculated. Luckily for me from a paternity standpoint, they both got abortions, without any prodding from me. So I found out the "seepage" thing does happen. But now that my wife and I are trying to have kids, pregnacy is somehow more difficult.
And yet nobody is talking about the sperm suicide rate in the U.S. How many more have to die? It's a national epidemic. I'm going to start a sperm quilt in rememberance.
There are sperm quilts out there - in most every hotel room. They don't wash the bedspreads that often, and of course a lot of people do things on the bed without turning the covers down. I heard once about a forensic crime-scene analysis where they were looking for the man's DNA on the bedspread, and found traces of sperm from 39 different men.
Heard this from a friend, not recommending it. When you're with a girl of possible ill-repute, take a condom, dip it in bleach & put it on. Put another condom over that one. You'll know your outer condom's broken when the girl starts screaming.
